Lottery, again - 100 million euros

[jimmy olsen]

Dear Isis,

Get it done, girl.

Thanks,
  A Devoted Worshiper

Shouldn't you be praying to that Hindu goddess you've used as an avatar in the past. (It is Hindu, right?)

[Malthus]

Now, you pray your favourite Supernatural Entity that I win, so I can throw the most debauched, lavish Languish Meeting Party you will ever attend.

Villa Certosa style? 

I may call Mr. Berlusconi to have his escorts' phone numbers 

And no, it's not the european lottery, it's a game called SuperEnalotto: you choose six or more numbers from a pool of 90 (and pay 0,50 € per combination of six numbers, so playing 7 numbers will net you 7 combinations and you have to pay €3,50); if the extracted numbers match yours you win the jackpot. The probabilities are so low that it's easier to be hit by an asteroid than to win the game: it's 1:620.000.000 combinations.

NO ONE IS PRAYING HERE! 

L.

Dear Chthonic Gods,

Should you find time, among the gloom of Hades, to see fit to grace your servant Pedrito with winning this lottery, we the inhabitants of this dismal netherworld known appropriately enough as Languish pledge a holocaust within the Languish megaron consisting of the perfect trifecta of sacrificial victims: Jaron, Timmay and Slargos. May their dying agony sustain you.

We also pledge to hold in your honour a bacchanal the likes of which this world has never seen, should you grant this favour.

Yours truly,

Malthus (per the Languish Community)

[The Brain]

Dear Mrs., Mr., Miss or Mr. and Mrs. God. Words cannot describe my deep personal interest in the health, spiritual wellbeing, love life or lottery winnings of my relative, friend, fuckbuddy or pet.

Sincerely etc
The Brain

[Monoriu]

Dear Hod,

I wish Pedrito wins the lottery.  Of course, my wish to win it should be given priority.  But I wouldn't mind if he wins his too. 

Regards,
Mono

[Pedrito]

Did not win, but no one else did, too
On thursday the next extraction will put up 105 million euros.

Although the offer of Jaron, Tim and Slargos was appreciated, it wasn't enough. Given the increase of the jackpot, I suggest adding some of Ed Anger's sockpuppets to the table.

L.

[garbon]

I'm out of prayers for you.

[Pedrito]

I'm out of prayers for you.

Your effort was appreciated nonetheless 

L.

[Ed Anger]

Did not win, but no one else did, too
On thursday the next extraction will put up 105 million euros.

Although the offer of Jaron, Tim and Slargos was appreciated, it wasn't enough. Given the increase of the jackpot, I suggest adding some of Ed Anger's sockpuppets to the table.

L.

The Great Santini supports you.

[The Great Santini]

Did not win, but no one else did, too
On thursday the next extraction will put up 105 million euros.

Although the offer of Jaron, Tim and Slargos was appreciated, it wasn't enough. Given the increase of the jackpot, I suggest adding some of Ed Anger's sockpuppets to the table.

L.

The Great Santini supports you.

Don't speak for me. 

[garbon]

Ed, we already have Sav-Charliebear covering the ventriloquist act. Thank you for your efforts though.

[Alcibiades]

Ill throw a prayer for ya, just buy me a drink or a few nights of my trip over there next year. 

[citizen k]

Ill throw a prayer for ya, just buy me a drink or a few nights of my trip over there next year. 

Italy doesn't need another homicidal American college student. 

[Pedrito]

Ill throw a prayer for ya, just buy me a drink or a few nights of my trip over there next year. 

If we'll meet, I'll cover your alcohol needs for a couple of nights even if I don't win the lottery 

L.

[garbon]

If we'll meet, I'll cover your alcohol needs for a couple of nights even if I don't win the lottery 

L.

Now just picture Grallon saying this. :pinchL

[sbr]

Dear Jesus,

...

p.s. Nice work on the Rocky Mountains and Megan Fox

Nice one.