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Started by Pedrito, July 21, 2009, 04:40:59 AM

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Pedrito

July 21, 2009, 04:40:59 AM
Ok, the lottery jackpot is up to 100 million euros, again; and again I'm gonna invest 4 euros in it.

Buses are being organized from nearby countries to bring people to buy lottery tickets: if the prize will go to a Swissman, I'll go Tourette's.

Now, you pray your favourite Supernatural Entity that I win, so I can throw the most debauched, lavish Languish Meeting Party you will ever attend.

L.
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The Larch

#1
July 21, 2009, 05:23:00 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 21, 2009, 04:40:59 AM
Now, you pray your favourite Supernatural Entity that I win, so I can throw the most debauched, lavish Languish Meeting Party you will ever attend.

Villa Certosa style?  :P

The Brain

#2
July 21, 2009, 05:41:13 AM
If you win will you build a tomb complex?
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Josquius

#3
July 21, 2009, 06:06:05 AM
Is this that European lottery thing? Or some national lottery?
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Kaeso

#4
July 21, 2009, 07:09:43 AM
it is a pan European lottery. Switzerland, Spain, France and UK participate to it. I think Belgium too but I am not sure. I usually play mainly because that annoy my girlfriend and last week I won enough to play three weeks more.

Pedrito

#5
July 21, 2009, 07:22:23 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 21, 2009, 05:23:00 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 21, 2009, 04:40:59 AM
Now, you pray your favourite Supernatural Entity that I win, so I can throw the most debauched, lavish Languish Meeting Party you will ever attend.

Villa Certosa style?  :P

I may call Mr. Berlusconi to have his escorts' phone numbers  :D

And no, it's not the european lottery, it's a game called SuperEnalotto: you choose six or more numbers from a pool of 90 (and pay 0,50 € per combination of six numbers, so playing 7 numbers will net you 7 combinations and you have to pay €3,50); if the extracted numbers match yours you win the jackpot. The probabilities are so low that it's easier to be hit by an asteroid than to win the game: it's 1:620.000.000 combinations.

NO ONE IS PRAYING HERE!  :mad:

L.
b / h = h / b+h


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DisturbedPervert

#6
July 21, 2009, 11:10:32 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 21, 2009, 07:22:23 AM
NO ONE IS PRAYING HERE!  :mad:

L.

I posted prayers to Lakshmi last time, I don't know if she's giving you another chance.

MadImmortalMan

#7
July 21, 2009, 11:48:00 AM
Buses? They should just sell them online. Welcome to the 21st century tards.
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Barrister

#8
July 21, 2009, 11:50:14 AM
Dear Jesus,

Please let Pedrito win the lottery so he can throw a massive Languish party with much wine and hookers.

Your pal,
Barrister

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Syt

#9
July 21, 2009, 11:58:47 AM
I didn't win the 57 million € in EuroMillions last friday. :(
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jimmy olsen

#10
July 21, 2009, 11:59:55 AM
I won $10 last Saturday. :)
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Valmy

#11
July 21, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 21, 2009, 11:59:55 AM
I won $10 last Saturday. :)

Ah those Rhode Island jackpots.
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#12
July 21, 2009, 12:02:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 21, 2009, 12:01:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 21, 2009, 11:59:55 AM
I won $10 last Saturday. :)

Ah those Rhode Island jackpots.
KENO  :lol:

We do have Powerball though.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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clandestino

#13
July 21, 2009, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 21, 2009, 11:58:47 AM
I didn't win the 57 million € in EuroMillions last friday. :(

It went to someone who lives in the same town as I do.

garbon

#14
July 21, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
Dear Isis,

Get it done, girl.

Thanks,
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