God has a sense of humor

[Valdemar]

If you like modern art (and I don't) you might want to treck to Louisiana, which apparently is pretty good for that sort of thing.

You'll probably want to avoid the National Museum as it's primarily about stone age junk and some bits about vikings (though it does have a couple of bog mummies which are kind of cool).

There's the Viking Ship museum in Roskilde which is cool if you want to look at some viking ships.  Less cool if viking ships do not interest you.

... as for the locals, they probably won't bother you unless you address them first so it could be safe to venture outside.  Denmark's pretty big on people minding their own damn business (on the streets, when it comes to politics and government, much less so but that won't impact you much other than the odd environmental surcharge).

The national museum has changed quite a bit since you lived here

If it isn't modern art, but more classical stuff then "Statens Museum for Kunst" and "Ny Carlsberg Glyptoteket" are good, if design is yuor thing then "Kunst og Industrimuseet" or "Danish Design Centre" would be good.

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[Ed Anger]

I don't approve of commutes that are longer than a 20-minute walk.

I object to walking. 

[Valmy]

  I won't travel for three hours there and back unless I'm staying for the weekend

Well I wouldn't do it everyday but taking day trips to San Antonio is not uncommon for me.

I was there for a party just last week actualy and I spent my Bachelor party in SA (so, you know, nobody would recognize us...)

I am too cheap usually to get a hotel for a place such a short trip from my house.  Being able to sleep in my own bead is worth a 1.5 hour trip in the evening.

[Valmy]

I don't approve of commutes that are longer than a 20-minute walk.

My commute consists of a 40 minute bus ride.  I sleep.

[Viking]

Maybe Viking could ambush Ed at the Airport.

the 6'6" 300lb hairy Icelandic guy can't ambush anybody

[derspiess]

I object to walking. 

That's what your Rascal is for

[Barrister]

I don't approve of commutes that are longer than a 20-minute walk.

That explains why you're unemployed then. 

[Richard Hakluyt]

I don't approve of commutes that are longer than a 20-minute walk.

That explains why you're unemployed then. 

Thus reducing the commute to an awe-inspiring 5 seconds 

[The Brain]

I don't approve of commutes that are longer than a 20-minute walk.

That explains why you're unemployed then. 

Thus reducing the commute to an awe-inspiring 5 seconds 

Don't you like commutism, citizen?

[Iormlund]

I'll take a monster dump there and make the Copenhagen sewer system tremble.

Be sure to have a plunger nearby.

[Ed Anger]

I'll take a monster dump there and make the Copenhagen sewer system tremble.

Be sure to have a plunger nearby.

I'll do what I normally do, and leave it for the next person.

[Jacob]

You will provide us with an after the action report, I trust?  So we know exactly what you left for the next person?

[Ed Anger]

You will provide us with an after the action report, I trust?  So we know exactly what you left for the next person?

I'm not taking pictures of my turds. I won't go down that road.

[Hansmeister]

Upcoming business trip: Copenhagen & Helsinki. Likely won't be able to skip this one. And to two of the most boring ass sounding cities imaginable.

NICE GOING FUNNY MAN. At least it is summer and not FUCKING JANUARY. Next, i'll be put on an Airbus and the tail will snap off.

Heh, I was supposed to go to Venice for 2.5 weeks for a staff exercise but had to cancel for a higher priority 3-day Yearly Training Brief in Cleveland.

[Ed Anger]

Upcoming business trip: Copenhagen & Helsinki. Likely won't be able to skip this one. And to two of the most boring ass sounding cities imaginable.

NICE GOING FUNNY MAN. At least it is summer and not FUCKING JANUARY. Next, i'll be put on an Airbus and the tail will snap off.

Heh, I was supposed to go to Venice for 2.5 weeks for a staff exercise but had to cancel for a higher priority 3-day Yearly Training Brief in Cleveland.

:pinchL