God has a sense of humor

[derspiess]

(save for my FBI Special Agent interview).

Elaborate.

In my typical fashion, I got through the entire painful process (to the point where I had a slot at Quantico) but turned down the job at the last minute because I had gotten a higher-paying job that didn't require me to relocate.

Worst part of the process was having to go through a second polygraph session because they didn't believe my responses to past drug use & having been contacted by another country's intelligence service

Some days I wish I had taken the job, other days I'm glad I didn't

[Caliga]

Were you going to be working on the X-Files?

[Ed Anger]

I have no desire to meet anyone. I despise idiotic small talk, meeting in bars or having my organs stolen.

[Ed Anger]

Have you been there?  Cleveland is nasty.

I remember 10-12 years ago when the city was supposedly reviving. Then plop, right back into the shitter.

[Barrister]

Oh please.  Cleveland is still a big city with nice hotels, restaurants, bars, sporting events, and cultural activities.

Have you been there?  Cleveland is nasty.

It a really crappy business trip when you have to go to a place that has none of those amenities.

Like the Yukon? 

Like some communities in Yukon?  Yes.  Even without having visited Cleveland I can tell you a trip there is nicer than a trip to Ross River or Beaver Creek, Yukon.

[derspiess]

Were you going to be working on the X-Files?

Yeah, but involving the less interesting kind of alien.  I was fast-tracked due to the fact that I speak Spanish & have an International Relations degree. 

[Ed Anger]

Were you going to be working on the X-Files?

Yeah, but involving the less interesting kind of alien.  I was fast-tracked due to the fact that I speak Spanish & have an International Relations degree.

So that is why you spook Jaron so much. FEDERALES!

[Caliga]

Yeah, but involving the less interesting kind of alien.  I was fast-tracked due to the fact that I speak Spanish & have an International Relations degree.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.... swimming across the Rio Grande.

[Ed Anger]

Good news: Helsinki part canceled.

Bad news: extra day in in fucking Denmark.

C'mon airlines, ground all the planes.

[Habbaku]

Don't forget your minesweeper.

[Octavian]

Good news: Helsinki part canceled.

Bad news: extra day in in fucking Denmark.

C'mon airlines, ground all the planes.

Its a small price to pay in order to avoid going to Hellstinki

[Mr.Penguin]

Muhahhaa, Ed is doomed the uneven streets of Copenhagen. I warn you my lad, its a cursed city, full of long legged blonds and beer. Be warned, many a young lad has lost thier mind and soul in this erternal cesspool of smugness...


Btw, atleast stay away from the socalled "freetown" of Christiania, its a scam run by hypocritical hippies...

[Neil]

Muhahhaa, Ed is doomed the uneven streets of Copenhagen. I warn you my lad, its a cursed city, full of long legged blonds and beer. Be warned, many a young lad has lost thier mind and soul in this erternal cesspool of smugness...


Btw, atleast stay away from the socalled "freetown" of Christiania, its a scam run by hypocritical hippies...

Ed isn't exactly a young man.  Moreover, if he can survive living in Ohio, where armed blacks gangs roam the streets in search of whites to murder, some backwoods camp full of second-rate Scandinavians isn't going to pose much of a problem.  And the spoken English in Copenhagen will probably be superior to Ohio, allowing for an ease of communication that should be most refreshing.

One possible danger:  MB might be a Mormon (his taking of a child bride suggests this).  He might get mixed up with a local child and marry her too, becoming one of those polygamous Mormon guys that the governments loves to shoot at.

[Ed Anger]

Muhahhaa, Ed is doomed the uneven streets of Copenhagen. I warn you my lad, its a cursed city, full of long legged blonds and beer. Be warned, many a young lad has lost thier mind and soul in this erternal cesspool of smugness...


Btw, atleast stay away from the socalled "freetown" of Christiania, its a scam run by hypocritical hippies...

Ed isn't exactly a young man.  Moreover, if he can survive living in Ohio, where armed blacks gangs roam the streets in search of whites to murder, some backwoods camp full of second-rate Scandinavians isn't going to pose much of a problem.  And the spoken English in Copenhagen will probably be superior to Ohio, allowing for an ease of communication that should be most refreshing.

One possible danger:  MB might be a Mormon (his taking of a child bride suggests this).  He might get mixed up with a local child and marry her too, becoming one of those polygamous Mormon guys that the governments loves to shoot at.

[Ed Anger]

I'm off to a dreary land of renegade Germans.

Bleh.