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Started by Ed Anger, July 18, 2009, 06:30:32 PM

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Viking

#90
July 22, 2009, 06:59:28 PM
So when are you coming and do you want to meet? I'm looking for another excuse to go to copenhagen.
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#91
July 23, 2009, 06:40:35 AM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 22, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 18, 2009, 06:30:32 PM
Upcoming business trip: Copenhagen & Helsinki. Likely won't be able to skip this one. And to two of the most boring ass sounding cities imaginable.

NICE GOING FUNNY MAN. At least it is summer and not FUCKING JANUARY. Next, i'll be put on an Airbus and the tail will snap off.

:(

Heh, I was supposed to go to Venice for 2.5 weeks for a staff exercise but had to cancel for a higher priority 3-day Yearly Training Brief in Cleveland.
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Caliga

#92
July 23, 2009, 06:46:08 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 22, 2009, 06:59:28 PM
So when are you coming and do you want to meet? I'm looking for another excuse to go to copenhagen.
Ixnay on the meeting up.  He's a giant pussy who will never agree to meet anyone.  :)
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Ed Anger

#93
July 23, 2009, 07:51:06 AM
I have no desire to meet anyone. I despise idiotic small talk, meeting in bars or having my organs stolen.
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Ed Anger

#94
July 23, 2009, 09:37:26 AM
I have received my anti-smug shots. Also, I have my Airborne "Death from Above" t-shirt to wear over there ready.

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Valmy

#95
July 23, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 07:51:06 AM
I have no desire to meet anyone. I despise idiotic small talk, meeting in bars or having my organs stolen.

If you met me we would have a long and detailed discussion of the glorious life and times of Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix.
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Ed Anger

#96
July 23, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 07:51:06 AM
I have no desire to meet anyone. I despise idiotic small talk, meeting in bars or having my organs stolen.

If you met me we would have a long and detailed discussion of the glorious life and times of Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix.

You would use that as a ruse to talk about abortion, politics, or religion. I'm not falling for any tricks.
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derspiess

#97
July 23, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2009, 06:46:08 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 22, 2009, 06:59:28 PM
So when are you coming and do you want to meet? I'm looking for another excuse to go to copenhagen.
Ixnay on the meeting up.  He's a giant pussy who will never agree to meet anyone.  :)

I predict he'll shock us all & agree to only meet Danish forum members.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#98
July 23, 2009, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
You would use that as a ruse to talk about abortion

Only in the sense that Gaius Marius should have been aborted.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#99
July 23, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 22, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 18, 2009, 06:30:32 PM
Upcoming business trip: Copenhagen & Helsinki. Likely won't be able to skip this one. And to two of the most boring ass sounding cities imaginable.

NICE GOING FUNNY MAN. At least it is summer and not FUCKING JANUARY. Next, i'll be put on an Airbus and the tail will snap off.

:(

Heh, I was supposed to go to Venice for 2.5 weeks for a staff exercise but had to cancel for a higher priority 3-day Yearly Training Brief in Cleveland.

Okay, you win.  Of all the crappy places I've been sent to, I've never had to go to Cleveland (save for my FBI Special Agent interview).  Not to mention getting screwed out of going to a place like Venice.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#100
July 23, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 23, 2009, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
You would use that as a ruse to talk about abortion

Only in the sense that Gaius Marius should have been aborted.

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Syt

#101
July 23, 2009, 12:11:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2009, 07:51:06 AM
I have no desire to meet anyone. I despise idiotic small talk, meeting in bars or having my organs stolen.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Caliga

#102
July 23, 2009, 12:14:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 09:45:25 AM(save for my FBI Special Agent interview).
Elaborate.

When I was younger I looked into this very briefly but I wouldn't have even attempted it unless they could GUARANTEE me I could work on the X-Files. :area52:
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Barrister

#103
July 23, 2009, 12:18:49 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 23, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 22, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 18, 2009, 06:30:32 PM
Upcoming business trip: Copenhagen & Helsinki. Likely won't be able to skip this one. And to two of the most boring ass sounding cities imaginable.

NICE GOING FUNNY MAN. At least it is summer and not FUCKING JANUARY. Next, i'll be put on an Airbus and the tail will snap off.

:(

Heh, I was supposed to go to Venice for 2.5 weeks for a staff exercise but had to cancel for a higher priority 3-day Yearly Training Brief in Cleveland.

Okay, you win.  Of all the crappy places I've been sent to, I've never had to go to Cleveland (save for my FBI Special Agent interview).  Not to mention getting screwed out of going to a place like Venice.

Oh please.  Cleveland is still a big city with nice hotels, restaurants, bars, sporting events, and cultural activities.  It a really crappy business trip when you have to go to a place that has none of those amenities.
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derspiess

#104
July 23, 2009, 12:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 23, 2009, 12:18:49 PM
Oh please.  Cleveland is still a big city with nice hotels, restaurants, bars, sporting events, and cultural activities.

Have you been there?  Cleveland is nasty.

QuoteIt a really crappy business trip when you have to go to a place that has none of those amenities.

Like the Yukon?  :P
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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