The Inauguration of the 45th U.S. President

[PRC]

We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement and, most importantly, we are protected by God.

Donald channels Ted Cruz.

[Syt]

The new profile pic of the @POTUS Twitter account looks like something from a 1990s RTS cutscene.

[Phillip V]

Trump seems to be going for the gruff tough guy persona for the Presidency compared to Obama's shining smiling face.  Sad!

[Admiral Yi]

Just needs to add an arrester cable and we can start landing planes.

What a disgrace.  What humiliation.  So humiliating!

[Oexmelin]

Already tired of winning, Yi?

[derspiess]

Meh, piss on it.  I'm going to get a couple burgers at Five Guys.  It's that kind of depressing.  Time for some comfort food and a hypertensive crisis.

Besides, the way they've been going at my healthcare like it's fucking personal, why bother anymore? 

I had a plate of wings and a burger straight off the grill.  Washed it down with a beer literally named All American IPA.  After I get done with a couple emails I'm going to smoke a Bolivar Belicoso Fino. 

[derspiess]

Yeah I cannot recall a time the defeated candidate had a big roll in the inauguration or the transition.

You're being a little too critical here, I think.  She lost the election-- might as well enjoy the carbs.

[CountDeMoney]

Meh, piss on it.  I'm going to get a couple burgers at Five Guys.  It's that kind of depressing.  Time for some comfort food and a hypertensive crisis.

Besides, the way they've been going at my healthcare like it's fucking personal, why bother anymore? 

I had a plate of wings and a burger straight off the grill.  Washed it down with a beer literally named All American IPA.  After I get done with a couple emails I'm going to smoke a Bolivar Belicoso Fino.

And you go right ahead, enjoy that victory meal.  In fact, you should score some lines of coke and cut it with your IGotsMinesCare healthcare card. 

[Valmy]

You're being a little too critical here, I think.  She lost the election-- might as well enjoy the carbs.

I think that was my point.

They showed up. That is all we typically expect the defeated candidate to do.

[Liep]

Just seen some clips on CNN from this so-called riot. The American anarchists have a lot to learn though they are admittedly at a disadvantage with the much wider roads.

[Phillip V]

The POTUS as tweeted.  Historic!

https://twitter.com/POTUS

[derspiess]

You're being a little too critical here, I think.  She lost the election-- might as well enjoy the carbs.

I think that was my point.

They showed up. That is all we typically expect the defeated candidate to do.

You said "big roll", as in, a big dinner roll that has lots of carbs.  Get it?

[derspiess]

And you go right ahead, enjoy that victory meal. 

We bustin' out the steaks tonight

[Valmy]

You said "big roll", as in, a big dinner roll that has lots of carbs.  Get it?

Ah. I see.

[PDH]

No no no, radioactive fallout is weather-impacted, don't want to be windward.

A DINGO ATE MY BABY

I'm glad I made it out of the country in time.