The Inauguration of the 45th U.S. President

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derspiess

#150
January 20, 2017, 05:28:40 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Liep

#151
January 20, 2017, 06:10:52 PM
"Riot"

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derspiess

#152
January 20, 2017, 06:13:16 PM
I guess those Bank of America and Starbucks locations smashed up themselves.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Zoupa

#153
January 20, 2017, 06:59:28 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 20, 2017, 06:13:16 PM
I guess those Bank of America and Starbucks locations smashed up themselves.

You're a caricature.  :lol:

derspiess

#154
January 20, 2017, 07:00:25 PM
:unsure:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

LaCroix

#155
January 20, 2017, 07:06:20 PM
I mean, there was a riot

Zoupa

#156
January 20, 2017, 07:13:37 PM
Yes. It's very very important to have several news cycles dedicated to it. Huge riot. Huge event. Newsworthy for shizzle.

This is gonna a fun couple of years  :lol:

LaCroix

#157
January 20, 2017, 07:16:13 PM
should the news not report riots? or do you mean it should be a page five item?

derspiess

#158
January 20, 2017, 07:26:01 PM
Looks like they also burned a limo. Probably that pesky 11 year old kid again.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

11B4V

#159
January 20, 2017, 07:30:45 PM
Don't even qualify as riots.
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CountDeMoney

#160
January 20, 2017, 07:34:25 PM
Well, at least they didn't print out any emails in larger font, or the shit would've really hit the fan.

jimmy olsen

#161
January 20, 2017, 07:37:10 PM
Quote from: LaCroix on January 20, 2017, 07:16:13 PM
should the news not report riots? or do you mean it should be a page five item?

DC didn't exactly turn into Ferguson or LA crica 1992
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garbon

#162
January 20, 2017, 07:39:49 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 20, 2017, 12:13:59 PM
Oh dear God
I need to apply for a passport

I've fully emerged from my cave of funknown and am catching up on the day. No passport, WTF?
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CountDeMoney

#163
January 20, 2017, 07:44:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 20, 2017, 07:39:49 PM
No passport, WTF?

Never needed to go anywhere.

Syt

#164
January 20, 2017, 07:44:46 PM
From Twitter: Spot the Russian spy trying to blend in:



Or here:

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