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What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

Started by FunkMonk, November 08, 2016, 11:02:57 PM

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Oexmelin

Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2017, 07:17:23 PMthe human embodiment of a double-parked BMW.

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Razgovory

Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 25, 2017, 09:35:58 PM
Lol, dude has Trump's gestures down pat

http://i.imgur.com/KgPXohF.gifv


Eh, I do most of the same hand gestures.  Bizarrely, I'm actually good at public speaking.
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garbon

Quote from: Razgovory on July 26, 2017, 02:59:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 25, 2017, 09:35:58 PM
Lol, dude has Trump's gestures down pat

http://i.imgur.com/KgPXohF.gifv


Eh, I do most of the same hand gestures.  Bizarrely, I'm actually good at public speaking.

You do have some of the best words.
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garbon

Quote"This is the problem with the leaking," he said. "This is actually a terrible thing. Let's say I'm firing Michael Short today. The fact that you guys know about it before he does really upsets me as a human being and as a Roman Catholic."

What does this mean? What does Catholicism have to do with him finding leaking to be upsetting?
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derspiess

Quote from: Razgovory on July 26, 2017, 02:59:35 AM
Eh, I do most of the same hand gestures.  Bizarrely, I'm actually good at public speaking.

I'm terrible at it, unless I've had three drinks.
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Syt

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40729996

QuoteUS President Donald Trump says transgender people cannot serve in "any capacity" in the military.

His tweet appears to reverse the Obama administration's decision last year to allow transgender people to serve openly in the military.

At the start of this month, Defence Secretary James Mattis agreed to a six-month delay in the recruitment of transgender people.

Some Republicans are opposed to letting transgender people serve.
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Syt

From the Orange One's Twitter:

QuoteAfter consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow......
....Transgender individuals to  serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming.....
....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you
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Valmy

Hey I thought Trump was actually liberal on social issues and was super pro-LGBT. Huh.
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Syt

I think he's mostly afraid of accidentally grabbing a pre-op transgender's crotch and find sausage and beans.
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garbon

Quote from: Valmy on July 26, 2017, 08:29:22 AM
Hey I thought Trump was actually liberal on social issues and was super pro-LGBT. Huh.

I guess the plan is to encourage more Chelsea Mannings to fall apart and steal secrets?
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Valmy

Quote from: Grey Fox on July 26, 2017, 09:01:47 AM
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/890202683721863168/photo/1



Ah. So it is a political ploy to take advantage of people wanting to shit on trans people? Didn't that actually lead to a Democratic victory in the governor race in North Carolina?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

I think the plan is to avoid paying for unnecessary surgeries.
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