November 9th 2016 Newspaper Headlines?

[Barrister]

What are your bets for what the newspaper headlines will be on November 9th, points for accurate predictions, comedy, puns and downright Languishitist content.


I'm guessing 'The Sun' in the UK will have a large photo of Trump overlaid with "You're Fired"   *

* I know that's what out chap says in the UK version, I don't know the US version, but it'll be for UK reader consumption, so they'll go with that, probably.

Yup, that was Trump's catchphrase on the show.

I hate to be a killjoy, but the election won't be decided by the time UK papers have to go to print for November 9.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

November 9th: Putin next presi...

[press carted of to siberia]

[Martinus]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

[Admiral Yi]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

He wouldn't take office until January.

[Martinus]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

He wouldn't take office until January.

Anyone but Trump wouldn't.

[Hamilcar]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

Free Topkek for everyone?

[Martinus]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

Free Topkek for everyone?

Dank memes displayed 5 times a day while facing the direction of the Trump Tower.

[Josephus]

Canadian Newspaper Headline:

Border clogged as Americans flee

[Admiral Yi]

November 10th:

"Frozen American Corpses Stacked Like Cordwood By Canadian Highways"

[Jacob]

"Trump loses in historic defeat"
"Clinton first woman elected president of the US"
"Clinton wins"
"Phew!"
"Glad that's over!"
"Congress vows to impeach President Elect Clinton" (just kidding, that has already been promised)

... stuff like that.

Personally I expect Clinton to win. The only thing that gives me pause is the magnitude of the disaster if she doesn't.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

'Only two more years before this nonsense starts over again!'

[Valmy]

'Only two more years before this nonsense starts over again!'

[alfred russel]

'Only two more years before this nonsense starts over again!'

If you thought it was bad before...

Whoever is elected, the other side is going to hate her with a passion, probably more than GWB or Obama. Plus the incumbent will be really old and probably rather weak.

Things will get going early, and intensely.

[Valmy]

The nutballs will be coming in ever greater numbers left and right. I think Clinton will be the last mainstream candidate in awhile. It will be the election of Siege vs. Citizen K. I am not looking forward to it.

[Admiral Yi]

If you thought it was bad before...

Whoever is elected, the other side is going to hate her with a passion, probably more than GWB or Obama. Plus the incumbent will be really old and probably rather weak.

Things will get going early, and intensely.

I'm not that sure that Ryan, McConnell et al will be that quick to join the howling mob.  Trump has to an extent delegitimized the white lumpenproletariot.