November 9th 2016 Newspaper Headlines?

[mongers]

What are your bets for what the newspaper headlines will be on November 9th, points for accurate predictions, comedy, puns and downright Languishitist content.


I'm guessing 'The Sun' in the UK will have a large photo of Trump overlaid with "You're Fired"   *





* I know that's what out chap says in the UK version, I don't know the US version, but it'll be for UK reader consumption, so they'll go with that, probably.

[viper37]

I don't think Trump will lose.

[Tamas]

Yeah with the FBI backing him and in general the whole script with the poll numbers starting to resemble the Brexit ones, I am not certain any more, that he will lose.

[Valmy]

I don't know. I get all my news from here. So what will Tim's post read on November 9th?

[mongers]

Yeah with the FBI backing him and in general the whole script with the poll numbers starting to resemble the Brexit ones, I am not certain any more, that he will lose.

I have greater faith* in the US electorate than I do in the UK** ones.




* not a lot, just a little bit more.

** I've had much greater contact with them, so have no illusions at all about their high-mindedness.

[mongers]

I don't know. I get all my news from here. So what will Tim's post read on November 9th?

Either way, Tim should be banned for 24 hours or life depending on the result. 

[FunkMonk]

Nov 9:

BREAKING NEWS: FBI DIRECTOR FOUND DEAD IN APPARENT SUICIDE

[Duque de Bragança]

Nov 9:

BREAKING NEWS: AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Hamilcar]

No headline, just a Trump Pepe looking smug, adorned in real gold leaf.

[The Brain]

Scarlett Blows Swede

[FunkMonk]

Scarlett Blows Swede

[Ed Anger]

Berkut found unconscious, oven mitts shredded.

[dps]

"Electoral College tie;  House to pick next President"

[Zanza]

November 10th, 2020: "Trump re-elected as Führer with 97,8%" 

[Hamilcar]

November 10th, 2020: "Trump re-elected as Führer with 97,8%" 

Don't be silly, no American newspaper could find an Umlaut.