The Off Topic Topic

[Razgovory]

Sorry to hear about your dad Raz.

And dextrose? Shit hurts like hell when they jam it in your IV.

He's okay.  I found the wallet, it was in my pocket.  I guess when I was grabbing stuff to take to the hospital I snatched up his wallet.  I think they the IV of dextrose was injected the stuff fairly slowly.  I told them he has a bad heart condition so anything that would give him a shock should be avoided.  Now we are back to normal where he yells for me to make him a sandwich or that the internet is not working.

[CountDeMoney]

I must be in a bad place with my porn viewing, I just heard some random girl crying on TV and started to get wood.

[mongers]

Sorry to hear about your dad Raz.

And dextrose? Shit hurts like hell when they jam it in your IV.

He's okay.  I found the wallet, it was in my pocket.  I guess when I was grabbing stuff to take to the hospital I snatched up his wallet.  I think they the IV of dextrose was injected the stuff fairly slowly.  I told them he has a bad heart condition so anything that would give him a shock should be avoided.  Now we are back to normal where he yells for me to make him a sandwich or that the internet is not working.

Parents say the cutest things.

[jimmy olsen]

Just learned that Tolkien was at the Somme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0

[mongers]

Just learned that Tolkien was at the Somme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0

I'm not sure that's appropriate response with regard to someone who survived such a dreadful battle.

As a comparison more British soldiers died on July 1st than during the whole of 1968, the bloodiest year of the Vietnam war.

[sbr]

This is (unfortunately) unrelated to my previous post, but 43 year old Angie Harmon is smoking hot.  And not 43 year old hot, she will give anyone at any age  a run for thier money.

And that voice

http://teamcoco.com/video/angie-harmon-naked-games

The video link is slightly NSFW,  it is from Conan O'Brien's TNT talk show.  Naked is the worst thing said.

[Josquius]

There's a junkie in town. She seems to be following the age old do you have 10 pence for my bus only more swiss and fancy -she wants a taxi.
For the past 3 days in a row she has asked me about uber. I said I know of it but don't use it so.... yeah.
I wonder how that begging works. She takes your phone and hires her friend for a 1000 euro trip or...?

[jimmy olsen]

Just learned that Tolkien was at the Somme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0

I'm not sure that's appropriate response with regard to someone who survived such a dreadful battle.

As a comparison more British soldiers died on July 1st than during the whole of 1968, the bloodiest year of the Vietnam war.

Lighten up Francis, it's been a hundred years and every survivor has passed on. Hogan's Heroes started airing 20 years after WWII ended.

[Josquius]

But WW2 was funny.
WW1 was just shit.
Except for Blackadder.

[Ed Anger]

I must be in a bad place with my porn viewing, I just heard some random girl crying on TV and started to get wood.

I like it when they cry.

[Razgovory]

I hate yearly Psychiatric reviews. 

"How do you control your mood"

"I use a complicated series of mood rings".

[Razgovory]

I know we have a lot of Star Wars fans here, but it occurred to me that Hamilcar naming himself after Luke Skywalker's automobile is a bit weird.

[Jacob]

I know we have a lot of Star Wars fans here, but it occurred to me that Hamilcar naming himself after Luke Skywalker's automobile is a bit weird.

Good catch. I hadn't marked that before.

[derspiess]

So without my knowledge the wife decided to get a cleaning lady.  Guess I need to stock up on Lemon Pledge

[mongers]

So without my knowledge the wife decided to get a cleaning lady.  Guess I need to stock up on Lemon Pledge

That's a euphemism, isn't it.