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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Tonitrus

#52770
November 16, 2015, 06:45:49 PM
I would contend that it is not so much how much of a "nation" Canada was at the time, so much as how much of the burden of war was carried by the British Empire.  :P

Savonarola

#52771
November 17, 2015, 01:23:31 PM
In case you were wondering what happened to our Danish postal penguin:

Group of penguins attempt escape at Denmark zoo

Denmark just keeps on keeping Mr. Penguin down.   :(
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Liep

#52772
November 17, 2015, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on November 17, 2015, 01:23:31 PM
In case you were wondering what happened to our Danish postal penguin:

Group of penguins attempt escape at Denmark zoo

Denmark just keeps on keeping Mr. Penguin down.   :(

They were all caught, killed, frozen and will soon be dissected in front of kids. :(
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

katmai

#52773
November 17, 2015, 09:14:31 PM
Fucking Danes...
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

#52774
November 18, 2015, 02:59:31 AM
Gods damn it.
Running a little late today.  Missed the train I needed to get to a meeting on time and have to take one that gets me there 5 minutes late. Oh well.  Not the end of the world. Academic time is the new normal time.
Except.... after behaving well for the past month the trains decide to be messed up today.  The slightly later train isn't just a few minutes late, it just plain decides not to come.
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Liep

#52775
November 18, 2015, 09:13:42 AM
Copenhagen Airport closed down for 2 hours because of a bomb threat, two idiots had joked about having a bomb in on of their suitcases. I really hope they get to cover the cost of the delays.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Eddie Teach

#52776
November 18, 2015, 09:27:32 AM
It really shouldn't take two hours to look through two dudes' luggage.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

#52777
November 18, 2015, 11:15:07 AM
Someone had to have the worst day on the job in the world. Looks like this poor guy was it.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=stKfxQF7gk0#t=20
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#52778
November 18, 2015, 11:39:17 AM
Quote from: Malthus on November 18, 2015, 11:15:07 AM
Someone had to have the worst day on the job in the world. Looks like this poor guy was it.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=stKfxQF7gk0#t=20

If they knew it could blow, why not plug it with a hunting rifle from a safe distance first?

Malthus

#52779
November 18, 2015, 11:56:07 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on November 18, 2015, 11:39:17 AM
Quote from: Malthus on November 18, 2015, 11:15:07 AM
Someone had to have the worst day on the job in the world. Looks like this poor guy was it.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=stKfxQF7gk0#t=20

If they knew it could blow, why not plug it with a hunting rifle from a safe distance first?

I'm sure he was wondering something of the sort, right *after* he got a face full of rotting whale guts.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Liep

#52780
November 18, 2015, 12:10:03 PM
It's from the Faeroe Islands, I'm pretty sure they've gutted whales before. :P
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Duque de Bragança

#52781
November 18, 2015, 12:12:57 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 18, 2015, 11:15:07 AM
Someone had to have the worst day on the job in the world. Looks like this poor guy was it.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=stKfxQF7gk0#t=20

Wow, this is even stronger than Ed's farts. :o

Syt

#52782
November 18, 2015, 02:31:14 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#52783
November 18, 2015, 02:33:37 PM
Well color me surprised Hawai'i is so poor.

Does this include things like investments?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#52784
November 18, 2015, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 18, 2015, 02:33:37 PM
Well color me surprised Hawai'i is so poor.

Walking along the beach doesn't pay so well.
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