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Syt

#52425
October 27, 2015, 11:07:32 AM
Colleague brought a business card from the convention - on the back is a house, and a CR code for an app download. If you download the app you can hold the card under the phone and get a 3D model of the house showing up on the card as augmented reality. Dipping the phone will remove/bring back layers and you can view the property from all angles and see the floor plans.



I remember in the early 90s I was really impressed by a museum having touch screen displays.  :blush:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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lustindarkness

#52426
October 27, 2015, 11:12:29 AM
That sounds very cool.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Josquius

#52427
October 27, 2015, 12:20:17 PM
Anyone got any idea what on earth I can try and cook with nori?
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mongers

#52428
October 27, 2015, 12:25:26 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 27, 2015, 12:20:17 PM
Anyone got any idea what on earth I can try and cook with nori?

Just chuck it into a wok along with a couple more consonants and vowels.

Or is it dwarf you're planning on cooking?
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Barrister

#52429
October 27, 2015, 12:31:54 PM
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Malthus

#52430
October 27, 2015, 12:57:32 PM
Bah. I screwed up my knee slipping and falling on it. According to the x-ray report there is no "acute bony fracture", but there is a "suprapatellar bursal effusion".

I'm discovering the hard way just how many stairs there are in my life ...  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DGuller

#52431
October 27, 2015, 01:39:05 PM
Yeah, suprapatellar bursal effusions are a bitch.

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#52432
October 27, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 26, 2015, 04:20:53 PM
:hmm: This doesn't really resonate.

Try working in NLP for a few years. :P

lustindarkness

#52433
October 27, 2015, 08:59:54 PM
A day on Venus lasts longer than a year. Just like Mondays.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Syt

#52434
October 28, 2015, 03:13:42 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 27, 2015, 08:59:54 PM
A day on Venus lasts longer than a year. Just like Mondays.

Venus also rotates in the opposite direction than the rest of the planets IIRC.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Brazen

#52435
October 28, 2015, 04:42:39 AM
Tea as an analogy for sexual consent. Very clever, very British.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXju34Uwuys

Liep

#52436
October 28, 2015, 05:18:15 AM
Quote from: Brazen on October 28, 2015, 04:42:39 AM
Tea as an analogy for sexual consent. Very clever, very British.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXju34Uwuys

:thumbsup:

Never before has a British person so overtly said he was going to masturbate.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Brazen

#52437
October 28, 2015, 06:27:45 AM
Quote from: Liep on October 28, 2015, 05:18:15 AM
:thumbsup:

Never before has a British person so overtly said he was going to masturbate.
:lol: That's what I thought too  :bowler:

garbon

#52438
October 28, 2015, 07:01:24 AM Last Edit: October 28, 2015, 07:10:20 AM by garbon
Quote from: Brazen on October 28, 2015, 04:42:39 AM
Tea as an analogy for sexual consent. Very clever, very British.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXju34Uwuys

I saw this before when mentioned on buzzfeed (yes, buzzfeed, Raz) and still so good. :)

My employee pointed out that now no one in the team will be able to seriously ask if anyone else wants a cup of tea.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Barrister

#52439
October 28, 2015, 09:34:16 AM
So last night coming home I made a mad sprint for a bus.  Made it, but sat down and went "uh oh" - my iPhone was missing.

So as soon as I got home I got in my van and drove back to that spot, hoping to find where it had fallen out.  No luck.

But... my wife calls my cell, and someone answers it!  They had found it and picked it up, hoping someone would call.

A quick drive over and I get my iPhone back.

There are nice people in the world.  :)
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