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Syt

#52275
October 18, 2015, 09:09:22 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

sbr

#52276
October 18, 2015, 01:54:28 PM
Best Headline ever.  I think the headliner editor was playing Mad Libs.

QuoteFormer meerkat expert fired after attacking monkey handler with wine glass in a love spat over a llama keeper

https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/655680731159658496

Syt

#52277
October 18, 2015, 02:51:52 PM
Zoo love is serious business.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#52278
October 18, 2015, 03:06:13 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2015, 10:34:04 PM
My uber driver told me I was a supper intelligent person. Huzzah?

On the other hand, my sister laughed at me for using the term 'cognitive dissonance.' -_-

You should have told him to back off, and that you have a dormant form of Kuro disease.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#52279
October 18, 2015, 03:16:26 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2015, 10:34:04 PM
My uber driver told me I was a supper intelligent person. Huzzah?

Does that mean you have two servings of vegetables and skip dessert?  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

#52280
October 18, 2015, 03:31:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2015, 10:34:04 PM
My uber driver told me I was a supper intelligent person. Huzzah?
:console: Don't take it seriously, I'm sure he was just trying to be nice.

mongers

#52281
October 18, 2015, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: sbr on October 18, 2015, 01:54:28 PM
Best Headline ever.  I think the headliner editor was playing Mad Libs.

QuoteFormer meerkat expert fired after attacking monkey handler with wine glass in a love spat over a llama keeper

https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/655680731159658496

[The Brain]

What are they on about, all Llamas are keepers.  :mad:

[/The Brain]
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

The Brain

#52282
October 18, 2015, 03:53:33 PM
Wait, did I... are you...? :unsure: :wacko:

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

crazy canuck

#52283
October 18, 2015, 04:59:54 PM
The second episode of the History on Fire podcast is up.  This one is about Spartacus and is excellent.

MadImmortalMan

#52284
October 18, 2015, 10:27:11 PM
Cleaver control. You fail at it.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Barrister

#52286
October 19, 2015, 12:32:31 AM
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

DGuller

#52287
October 19, 2015, 12:48:19 AM
And we all lose.  :(

Barrister

#52288
October 19, 2015, 12:54:15 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 19, 2015, 12:48:19 AM
And we all lose.  :(

I think we all... win... :showoff:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

katmai

#52289
October 19, 2015, 12:57:17 AM
:lol: No, no they really aren't 
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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