The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

To cheer Val up over VY's collapsing career, Naked Dawn:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/77caf038b8/naked-dawn

NSFW

[Ed Anger]

Hey val!

http://deadspin.com/5186476/everyone-should-wear-a-suit-when-theyre-on-the-cover-of-a-hot-links-package

I swear I would hate to be celebrity.  This sort of bizarre combination of being a stalker/voyeur and being self-righteous and superior is just sad.

I have a picture of him having a good time at a party!  OMG!  He sucks!  Please.  Any problems with Vince Young right now center around his rapidly collapsing career.

I was laughing over the wieners. 

[Malthus]

 had a very odd dream last night.

I dreamed that I was living as a tribesman on a pacific island, when the place was invaded by gigantic Europeans. They were so big that they didn't even notice we existed. As soon as they stepped ashore, they begain building cities, shopping malls, and roads everywhere. Soon another bunch of Europeans arrived, and begain to battle with the first set. Tanks and bombs everywhere.

In desperation, our tribe retreated to its temple and prayed to its supreme God, and lo and behold the prayers were answered: our God appeared, hovering above the altar. We prayed to become larger and to gain the power to smite the Europeans from our shores. Unfortunately, being very tiny, our God was also very tiny; he could make us larger, but only by an inch, doubling our height; he had the power to make fish abundant and to make coconuts fruitful, which was sadly of no use in driving off Europeans.

[Valmy]

It is a allegory for your Jewish ancestors plight in Europe Malthus!

[Malthus]

It is a allegory for your Jewish ancestors plight in Europe Malthus!

My Jewish ancestors could only wish that the Euros ignored them. 

[lustindarkness]

Anyone in the Williamsburg VA area the next two weeks?

[jimmy olsen]

had a very odd dream last night.

I dreamed that I was living as a tribesman on a pacific island, when the place was invaded by gigantic Europeans. They were so big that they didn't even notice we existed. As soon as they stepped ashore, they begain building cities, shopping malls, and roads everywhere. Soon another bunch of Europeans arrived, and begain to battle with the first set. Tanks and bombs everywhere.

In desperation, our tribe retreated to its temple and prayed to its supreme God, and lo and behold the prayers were answered: our God appeared, hovering above the altar. We prayed to become larger and to gain the power to smite the Europeans from our shores. Unfortunately, being very tiny, our God was also very tiny; he could make us larger, but only by an inch, doubling our height; he had the power to make fish abundant and to make coconuts fruitful, which was sadly of no use in driving off Europeans.

Wow! 

[jimmy olsen]

Where am I going to get my super absorbent towels from now!

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi arrested for punching prostitute

March 28, 2009
FROM SUN-TIMES STAFF

He's known for hawking a super-absorbent towels on in commercials, but this pitch man found himself in hot water -- without the aid of a ShamWow -- last month.

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested last month on felony battery charges for allegedly punching a stripper, according to the Web site TheSmokingGun.com.

Police reports obtained by the site claim that Shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute Lenea Harris at a Miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at Setai Hotel. Shlomi allegedly paid Harris $1,000 for "straight sex."

That's went things took a turn.

Shlomi told police "that he kissed [Harris] when all of a sudden [Harris] bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the report.

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue, and then ran to the lobby to call police. Harris suffered several cuts and fractures to her face.

[DisturbedPervert]

wtf why are they arresting him?  It's the bitch that should be in jail.

Although he's lucky he tested her out with his tongue before putting his dick in there.

[lustindarkness]

Anyone in the Williamsburg VA area the next two weeks?

[jimmy olsen]

wtf why are they arresting him?  It's the bitch that should be in jail.

Although he's lucky he tested her out with his tongue before putting his dick in there.

Well, that's his side of the story, presumably the girl had another one.

[jimmy olsen]

Anyone in the Williamsburg VA area the next two weeks?

PM grumbler, CDM, and Otto. They're the only ones I can think of that live anywhere near that.

[lustindarkness]

Anyone in the Williamsburg VA area the next two weeks?

PM grumbler, CDM, and Otto. They're the only ones I can think of that live anywhere near that.

Sounds like too much work. I'm not even sure I'll have much time off for a meet up at all as it is. Maybe an afternoon meet up at a restaurant for food and beer.

[Razgovory]

Where am I going to get my super absorbent towels from now!

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi arrested for punching prostitute

March 28, 2009
FROM SUN-TIMES STAFF

He's known for hawking a super-absorbent towels on in commercials, but this pitch man found himself in hot water -- without the aid of a ShamWow -- last month.

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested last month on felony battery charges for allegedly punching a stripper, according to the Web site TheSmokingGun.com.

Police reports obtained by the site claim that Shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute Lenea Harris at a Miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at Setai Hotel. Shlomi allegedly paid Harris $1,000 for "straight sex."

That's went things took a turn.

Shlomi told police "that he kissed [Harris] when all of a sudden [Harris] bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the report.

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue, and then ran to the lobby to call police. Harris suffered several cuts and fractures to her face.

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

[Ed Anger]

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

Somebody has seen the slapchop commercial too much.