The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Yes but you know everybody is single and looking for a date.  Where as out there in real life you have alot of dead ends.

I recomend you use all your resources.  Network with friends, date online, go out and find people on your own.

Myeh, its not really for me anyway. I don't live in the kind of world where people date.

Yeah, you'd have to be sober for a minute.

But it's not like drunk people don't date.

Where do you get this idea I'm always drunk? It's a very rare thing for me these days.
Its not just me that doesn't date. Its everyone in my world. I think it could be largely a student thing but also to a large extent also a European thing, no non-students I know really date either.

[Grey Fox]

Yes but you know everybody is single and looking for a date.  Where as out there in real life you have alot of dead ends.

I recomend you use all your resources.  Network with friends, date online, go out and find people on your own.

Myeh, its not really for me anyway. I don't live in the kind of world where people date.

Yeah, you'd have to be sober for a minute.

But it's not like drunk people don't date.

Where do you get this idea I'm always drunk? It's a very rare thing for me these days.
Its not just me that doesn't date. Its everyone in my world. I think it could be largely a student thing but also to a large extent also a European thing, no non-students I know really date either.

Because this is Languish, you showed up drunk once, therefore you are always drunk.

So you mean your world is totally sex-free, no one is hooking up? And I thought my entourage was nerderific.

[Valmy]

Where do you get this idea I'm always drunk? It's a very rare thing for me these days.
Its not just me that doesn't date. Its everyone in my world. I think it could be largely a student thing but also to a large extent also a European thing, no non-students I know really date either.

This goes a long way to explain the low European birth rate.

[Josquius]

Because this is Languish, you showed up drunk once, therefore you are always drunk.

So you mean your world is totally sex-free, no one is hooking up? And I thought my entourage was nerderific.

There are many other and better ways of getting laid without resorting to dating ranging from drunken hook ups to being in a relationship.

[DisturbedPervert]

That would suck.  You would have to actually wear decent clothes and shave and shit just to chat online with prospects.

Yeah, but at least you get an accurate idea of what the person looks like.  A lot of people put old pictures of themselves up, or ones with weird camera angles, or sometimes even of other people.

[Valmy]

There are many other and better ways of getting laid without resorting to dating ranging from drunken hook ups to being in a relationship.

Your sexual partners magically drop on top of you out of the sky?

I swear European society sounds impossible.

[garbon]

That's what webcams are for.  I honestly don't get why people seem to do online dating without using them.  I would never meet someone I hadn't talked with on cam before.

Not sure I get this, seeing as how one inevitably ends up meeting all kinds of people when walking around that one would probably choose not to meet if given the choice.  Or does "meet" in this context mean "show up and get it on"?

[garbon]

Your sexual partners magically drop on top of you out of the sky?

I swear European society sounds impossible.

Cash?

[Valmy]

Yeah, but at least you get an accurate idea of what the person looks like.  A lot of people put old pictures of themselves up, or ones with weird camera angles, or sometimes even of other people.

That is true.  I took that as a necessary hazard.  They never looked that different from their pics...

[Ed Anger]

drunken hook ups

hello, STD's.

[Josquius]

There are many other and better ways of getting laid without resorting to dating ranging from drunken hook ups to being in a relationship.

Your sexual partners magically drop on top of you out of the sky?

I swear European society sounds impossible.

No, you meet through friends and general social situations. Not just going up to a random girl and asking her on a date.

[Grey Fox]

Alright, we just have different definition of what  a "date" is.

[Valmy]

No, you meet through friends and general social situations. Not just going up to a random girl and asking her on a date.

Wow how limiting is that?  Anyway what makes you think we don't also meet people through general social situations and through friends (though personally I avoided like the plague dating anybody I thought I had a good chance of seeing again if it did not work out)?  You still ask them out on a date.

Anyway if going through Italy is any indication Euro guys walk up to random girls all the fucking time, certainly as much as if not more than American guys do.

[Ed Anger]

Hey val!

http://deadspin.com/5186476/everyone-should-wear-a-suit-when-theyre-on-the-cover-of-a-hot-links-package

[Valmy]

Hey val!

http://deadspin.com/5186476/everyone-should-wear-a-suit-when-theyre-on-the-cover-of-a-hot-links-package

I swear I would hate to be celebrity.  This sort of bizarre combination of being a stalker/voyeur and being self-righteous and superior is just sad.

I have a picture of him having a good time at a party!  OMG!  He sucks!  Please.  Any problems with Vince Young right now center around his rapidly collapsing career.