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Savonarola

#50730
July 14, 2015, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: The Larch on July 14, 2015, 11:43:01 AM
I am in Southern Italy right now and it's a veritable hellhole over here weatherwise. Hot humid weather FTL.  :bleeding:

Are you getting the Sirocco?
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Valmy

#50731
July 14, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
So we came to an agreement on our treaty with Iran that secures terrorism and aggression peace in our time. If only Hans was here to pronounce the end of America.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

crazy canuck

#50732
July 14, 2015, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
So we came to an agreement on our treaty with Iran that secures terrorism and aggression peace in our time. If only Hans was here to pronounce the end of America.

lol, when I heard the news this morning I wondered if he might stop by to tell us how evil this agreement is.

Caliga

#50733
July 14, 2015, 04:14:37 PM
My wife's youngest (and cutest) cousin just got a teaching job in Fairborn, OH.  HANDS OFF ED.
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Admiral Yi

#50734
July 14, 2015, 05:35:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
So we came to an agreement on our treaty with Iran that secures terrorism and aggression peace in our time. If only Hans was here to pronounce the end of America.

Not crazy about the 24 day advance notice for "snap" inspections.

Ed Anger

#50735
July 14, 2015, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 14, 2015, 04:14:37 PM
My wife's youngest (and cutest) cousin just got a teaching job in Fairborn, OH.  HANDS OFF ED.

My old hometown. And still visit there as my dad still lives there. I'll be sure to leer at her cousin.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

celedhring

#50736
July 14, 2015, 06:57:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
So we came to an agreement on our treaty with Iran that secures terrorism and aggression peace in our time. If only Hans was here to pronounce the end of America.

I came here fully expecting a Tim thread about it.

jimmy olsen

#50737
July 14, 2015, 07:30:45 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 14, 2015, 06:57:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
So we came to an agreement on our treaty with Iran that secures terrorism and aggression peace in our time. If only Hans was here to pronounce the end of America.

I came here fully expecting a Tim thread about it.
Your wish is my command
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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katmai

#50738
July 14, 2015, 07:41:51 PM
Fuck you Celery
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#50739
July 14, 2015, 08:09:57 PM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#50740
July 15, 2015, 09:11:33 AM Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 09:16:27 AM by Tyr
How odd. I saw two police questioning an African fellow  about his certain illegal immigrant status at the bottom of the street which normally has black guys just standing about everywhere; not one to be seen. Hmm.
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Grey Fox

#50741
July 15, 2015, 09:13:09 AM
and people say I have bad grammar.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

#50742
July 15, 2015, 09:16:24 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 15, 2015, 09:13:09 AM
and people say I have bad grammar.

We all know Jos as the broken, drunk mumbler.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#50743
July 15, 2015, 09:22:59 AM
Long sentence, but seems grammatically correct.
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Syt

#50744
July 15, 2015, 09:24:24 AM
A new gem from my oldest sis:

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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