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Valmy

#48360
March 30, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
Damn hipster Stalin.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

KRonn

#48361
March 30, 2015, 01:58:04 PM
 :D

alfred russel

#48362
March 30, 2015, 02:56:16 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on March 30, 2015, 12:41:24 PM
Oh man, I just well and truly bombed my University of Chicago interview. I mean really bombed.

Stumbled, stuttered, repeated myself, sounded like an idiot, Skype went out twice. Ugh.  :Embarrass:

What were you interviewing for?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Ideologue

#48364
March 30, 2015, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on March 30, 2015, 12:41:24 PM
Oh man, I just well and truly bombed my University of Chicago interview. I mean really bombed.

Stumbled, stuttered, repeated myself, sounded like an idiot, Skype went out twice. Ugh.  :Embarrass:

:( :console:
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Liep

#48365
March 30, 2015, 06:07:04 PM
Quickly tried the new music streaming service, Tidal, because of the plethora of music a-listers they had presenting it and it had 30 days free.

It's basically WiMP in black colours instead of purple. Spotify still reigns supreme interface-wise and I really cannot tell the difference between 320kbps compressed music and lossless when I'm listening to music through earphones while driving.

So "artists", I'm sorry I won't be giving you that extra $0.001 per song or what ever.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

jimmy olsen

#48366
March 30, 2015, 06:46:56 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

grumbler

#48367
March 30, 2015, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 30, 2015, 02:56:16 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on March 30, 2015, 12:41:24 PM
Oh man, I just well and truly bombed my University of Chicago interview. I mean really bombed.

Stumbled, stuttered, repeated myself, sounded like an idiot, Skype went out twice. Ugh.  :Embarrass:

What were you interviewing for?
Speech coach.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

DGuller

#48368
March 30, 2015, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: grumbler on March 30, 2015, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 30, 2015, 02:56:16 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on March 30, 2015, 12:41:24 PM
Oh man, I just well and truly bombed my University of Chicago interview. I mean really bombed.

Stumbled, stuttered, repeated myself, sounded like an idiot, Skype went out twice. Ugh.  :Embarrass:

What were you interviewing for?
Speech coach.
:pinch:

Grinning_Colossus

#48369
March 30, 2015, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: grumbler on March 30, 2015, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 30, 2015, 02:56:16 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on March 30, 2015, 12:41:24 PM
Oh man, I just well and truly bombed my University of Chicago interview. I mean really bombed.

Stumbled, stuttered, repeated myself, sounded like an idiot, Skype went out twice. Ugh.  :Embarrass:

What were you interviewing for?
Speech coach.

Nah, network administrator.



Actually law school.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Ideologue

#48370
March 30, 2015, 08:22:35 PM
Interview for law school? :unsure:
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Grinning_Colossus

#48371
March 30, 2015, 08:28:42 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 08:30:31 PM by Grinning_Colossus
I had the bright idea of trying to become a lawyer. Interviews are actually mandatory for admission to some schools. It's horrible--it's like they only want students who have interpersonal skills and are able to think on their feet.  :yuk:
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

DGuller

#48372
March 30, 2015, 08:33:28 PM
Good God, how many lawyers do we need here?

PDH

#48373
March 30, 2015, 08:54:40 PM
Jesus is my copilot...but now that fucker has locked himself in the cockpit.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#48374
March 30, 2015, 08:55:42 PM
Damn Mexicans.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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