The Off Topic Topic

[Sheilbh]

Ah, the Telegraph:

[Zanza]

I finally bothered to learn the entire Ein Prosit song.

All twelve words of it? 

[mongers]

Ah, the Telegraph:

That's a very strange way to be publishing a pulp fantasy trilogy.



Why not tweet it 140 characters at a time, cheaper too. 

[CountDeMoney]

Our date to Yankee Candle is CANCELLED

No it isn't, and you know it.

[Ed Anger]

Our date to Yankee Candle is CANCELLED

No it isn't, and you know it.

I don't feel motivated to take you to the mall now.

[CountDeMoney]

Yankee Candle is a global force for good.

[mongers]

You guys burning it at both ends?

[Josephus]

Just spent the afternoon showing my parents how to record stuff from a cable set top box to their VCRs.

Shoot me now

[DGuller]

Just spent the afternoon showing my parents how to record stuff from a cable set top box to their VCRs.

Shoot me now

Where are you?

[mongers]

Just spent the afternoon showing my parents how to record stuff from a cable set top box to their VCRs.

Shoot me now

Where are you?

Round about 1986.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Ha.  The two people who live across the street have a strange little feud going on involving the leaves that fall out of their trees.  Each week they take turns getting out the leaf blowers and sending dead leaves over into the other yard.  One of the dudes was being extra thorough today though, it looked like.  When I was getting back from the store he was on the sidewalk in front of the other guys house with the blower and seemed to be trying to send everything all the way to the front porch. 

[mongers]

Ha.  The two people who live across the street have a strange little feud going on involving the leaves that fall out of their trees.  Each week they take turns getting out the leaf blowers and sending dead leaves over into the other yard.  One of the dudes was being extra thorough today though, it looked like.  When I was getting back from the store he was on the sidewalk in front of the other guys house with the blower and seemed to be trying to send everything all the way to the front porch. 

Wow, what empty lives.

[MadBurgerMaker]

They're both super old.  What else do they have to do?

E:  Well they're both in their 70s.  Not SUPER old, just...old.

[MadImmortalMan]

Pff. No point in raking leaves where I live. The wind spreads them around to everyone anyway. Leaf communism.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Yeah I just let the ones in my yard blow away too.  Not that many anyway with that kind of tree, at least not yet.  These guys are the types who have super nice yards and all that.  They both must spend a damn fortune on water every month.

E:  Speaking of which, I can hear a leaf blower out there right now.