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Jacob

#46560
January 31, 2015, 01:09:00 AM
Adorable @ Luna :)

She looks like she just read a few posts on Languish.

Eddie Teach

#46561
January 31, 2015, 01:28:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2015, 12:57:38 AM
Chicago's Shedd Aquarium's latest tenant, Luna, a 12-week old sea otter abandoned by her mother on a beach in California.

Why do you assume her mother abandoned her? She coulda been eaten by an orca.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#46562
January 31, 2015, 01:30:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 31, 2015, 01:28:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2015, 12:57:38 AM
Chicago's Shedd Aquarium's latest tenant, Luna, a 12-week old sea otter abandoned by her mother on a beach in California.

Why do you assume her mother abandoned her? She coulda been eaten by an orca.

Because her mother left a note that said, "I'm abandoning my baby", that's how I fucking know.

MadImmortalMan

#46563
January 31, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
People really need to stop saying "hashtag" in verbal conversation. Advertisers have picked up on it now.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

The Brain

#46564
January 31, 2015, 03:49:07 AM
hashtagaww
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

#46565
January 31, 2015, 05:08:21 AM
Quote from: Jacob on January 28, 2015, 06:20:40 PM
You're claiming that you can smell the twats of the waitresses at the Lyndon Diner in York, Pennsylvania?
It ain't BO, dude.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

garbon

#46566
January 31, 2015, 07:58:30 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 31, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
People really need to stop saying "hashtag" in verbal conversation. Advertisers have picked up on it now.

Hashtag hashtag
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#46567
January 31, 2015, 08:01:41 AM
Hashtags save lives
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#46568
January 31, 2015, 09:20:01 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 31, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
People really need to stop saying "hashtag" in verbal conversation. Advertisers have picked up on it now.
:bleeding:
The human race is doomed.
Its bad enough when people do that on facebook
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mongers

#46569
January 31, 2015, 09:21:24 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 31, 2015, 09:20:01 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 31, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
People really need to stop saying "hashtag" in verbal conversation. Advertisers have picked up on it now.
:bleeding:
The human race is doomed : facebook

FYP
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

#46570
January 31, 2015, 09:39:52 AM
Quote from: mongers on January 31, 2015, 09:21:24 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 31, 2015, 09:20:01 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 31, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
People really need to stop saying "hashtag" in verbal conversation. Advertisers have picked up on it now.
:bleeding:
The human race is doomed : facebook

FYP

I assumed you posted that just to underscore your advanced age?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#46571
January 31, 2015, 09:40:09 AM
Quote from: Tyr on January 31, 2015, 09:20:01 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 31, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
People really need to stop saying "hashtag" in verbal conversation. Advertisers have picked up on it now.
:bleeding:
The human race is doomed.
Its bad enough when people do that on facebook

Facebook has promoted the use of hashtags. :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#46572
January 31, 2015, 09:44:03 AM
#Thatcherrules
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#46574
January 31, 2015, 10:04:57 AM
QuoteNineteen year old Oregon State dropout Kendra Sunderland (here's her Vine page) apparently still has access to the school library. Without a lot of studying to do she decided to go in there and film herself stripping and making lady gravy for 31 minutes. The video really caught on amongst students, especially those who had her in Bio Lab. In fact the video got more than 260,000 views on PornHub which is probably more viewers than all the Academy Award nominated films combined. By some weird quirk of the law, It's illegal for chicks to masturbate in state school libraries. Sunderland was arrested for public indecency after police witnessed the tape, fifteen to seventeen times, alone, except for those two officers who always seemed kind of tight. This is what is called a victimless crime. I applaud this brave young woman for taking control of her own body and not falling victim to the constructs of a male dominated society. Her body, her choice. Especially when uploaded to PornHub. She's probably not the brightest dildo in the drawer but I'm still head over heels.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/01/chick-arrested-for-diddling-in-library/

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