The Off Topic Topic

[Jacob]

Do Amish women twats smell any different?

They're not so good at... umm... personal hygiene, see.

How do you know?

[Eddie Teach]

He visited the 17th century in his time machine and extrapolated from there.

[Caliga]

uh, there are plenty of Amish women in the 21st century and I have been around them enough to know what I'm talking about.

If you don't believe me, stop by the Lyndon Diner in York, Pennsylvania some day and see (smell?) for yourself.  The waitresses are all Amish and Mennonite.

[Eddie Teach]

Just because some hipsters may dress like them and pickle things in jars doesn't mean the Amish are living in the 21st century.

[Admiral Yi]

The Amish women around here are pretty heavily bearded.  Never noticed any BO.

[Jacob]

uh, there are plenty of Amish women in the 21st century and I have been around them enough to know what I'm talking about.

If you don't believe me, stop by the Lyndon Diner in York, Pennsylvania some day and see (smell?) for yourself.  The waitresses are all Amish and Mennonite.

You're claiming that you can smell the twats of the waitresses at the Lyndon Diner in York, Pennsylvania?

[Ed Anger]

You people ruined a good Amish/Mennonite bit me and Seedy had.

[DGuller]

Are you people just walking around sniffing people's crotches all day long?

[Josephus]

They're dogs.

[Jacob]

You people ruined a good Amish/Mennonite bit me and Seedy had.

You'll always have the memories.

[Ed Anger]

You people ruined a good Amish/Mennonite bit me and Seedy had.

You'll always have the memories.

You people Aspied them up.

[mongers]

Breaking News in the UK:

East Midlands tremor recorded at 3.8 in magnitude

An earthquake with a magnitude of 3.8 has been recorded in the East Midlands, the US Geological Survey has reported.

The tremor was recorded near the village of Cottesmore, in Rutland, shortly after 22:25 GMT.

People posting on social media reported buildings shaking in areas including Leicestershire, Rutland and Lincolnshire.

It comes after an earthquake with a magnitude of 2.9 was recorded in Hampshire on Tuesday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31032930

This is literally breaking news.    

[CountDeMoney]

Chicago's Shedd Aquarium's latest tenant, Luna, a 12-week old sea otter abandoned by her mother on a beach in California.



Can we get some motherfucking "aww"s up in in this bitch, please.  Thank you.

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