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Liep

#46515
January 28, 2015, 03:50:02 AM
Quote from: Josephus on January 27, 2015, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 27, 2015, 10:40:41 PM
Oh, got blanked by a woman I know today, first time in 2015.   :hmm:

What does that even mean?  :perv:

According to Black Books it's the worst thing that can happen to a British person.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

jimmy olsen

#46516
January 28, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
 ^_^

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

derspiess

#46517
January 28, 2015, 10:09:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2015, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 27, 2015, 10:01:34 PM
No shit.  Let's go get drunk and beat down on some Amish women, Ed.

I can get us some Mennonite pussy.

You guys know they don't use deodorant, right?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#46518
January 28, 2015, 10:11:04 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 28, 2015, 10:09:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2015, 10:04:49 PM
I can get us some Mennonite pussy.

You guys know they don't use deodorant, right?

I just want to bang a chick in a prayer kapp, and they don't sell those at Party City in the costume section, I don't think.

derspiess

#46519
January 28, 2015, 10:28:07 AM
Dude, I got access to them.  What color/size/style do you need?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#46520
January 28, 2015, 10:32:46 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 28, 2015, 10:11:04 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 28, 2015, 10:09:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2015, 10:04:49 PM
I can get us some Mennonite pussy.

You guys know they don't use deodorant, right?

I just want to bang a chick in a prayer kapp, and they don't sell those at Party City in the costume section, I don't think.

Google Shopping notes ebay as full with them.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#46521
January 28, 2015, 10:35:40 AM
:rolleyes:  Those are just Chinese knockoffs.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#46522
January 28, 2015, 10:39:03 AM
No kidding.  Go authentic or go home. 
Besides, Mitchell & Ness prayer kapps are too fucking expensive.

Eddie Teach

#46523
January 28, 2015, 10:41:16 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 28, 2015, 10:28:07 AM
Dude, I got access to them.  What color/size/style do you need?

Didn't realize you were involved in human trafficking.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

#46524
January 28, 2015, 10:42:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 28, 2015, 10:41:16 AM
Quote from: derspiess on January 28, 2015, 10:28:07 AM
Dude, I got access to them.  What color/size/style do you need?

Didn't realize you were involved in human trafficking.  :hmm:

Just in Chinese knockoffs.  ;) 
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

mongers

#46525
January 28, 2015, 10:52:43 AM



QuoteReuters / Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Lemurs eat at Qingdao Forest Wildlife World in Qingdao, Shandong province, China, January 27, 2015. REUTERS/China Daily

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Eddie Teach

#46526
January 28, 2015, 10:55:10 AM
One lemur too many, though that didn't affect my initial perception.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

mongers

#46527
January 28, 2015, 10:57:56 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 28, 2015, 10:55:10 AM
One lemur too many, though that didn't affect my initial perception.

Yeah I thought it a spider too, when I first saw the smaller image on the reuters website.  :)
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

#46528
January 28, 2015, 11:04:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 28, 2015, 10:39:03 AM
No kidding.  Go authentic or go home. 
Besides, Mitchell & Ness prayer kapps are too fucking expensive.

Hmm, two contradictory lines.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#46529
January 28, 2015, 11:13:42 AM
Quote from: garbon on January 28, 2015, 11:04:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 28, 2015, 10:39:03 AM
No kidding.  Go authentic or go home. 
Besides, Mitchell & Ness prayer kapps are too fucking expensive.

Hmm, two contradictory lines.

Not following.
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