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[MadImmortalMan]

Request:

Tim, can you please hope that Cisco reports a bad quarter tomorrow? I need you to anti-taint the stock price. Thanks!

--MIM

[Malthus]

I didn't sleep well last night.

Carl came into our room at about 1 in the morning complaining about having a nightmare.

I asked him if he wanted to tell me his nightmare and he said no. Asked why, he said:

"because in my dream, when I told you about the dream mommy sat up and had no skin, just bones"

[lustindarkness]

I didn't sleep well last night.

Carl came into our room at about 1 in the morning complaining about having a nightmare.

I asked him if he wanted to tell me his nightmare and he said no. Asked why, he said:

"because in my dream, when I told you about the dream mommy sat up and had no skin, just bones"

I like Carl, he'll be a fan of zombie movies like me. 

I can understand why you did not get much sleep after that one.

[PDH]

Yeah, hard to sleep next to someone with sharp elbows.

[KRonn]

I didn't sleep well last night.

Carl came into our room at about 1 in the morning complaining about having a nightmare.

I asked him if he wanted to tell me his nightmare and he said no. Asked why, he said:

"because in my dream, when I told you about the dream mommy sat up and had no skin, just bones"

That's classic... 

[Grey Fox]

Poor Carl

[Caliga]

I WANT SOME DAMN GAZPACHO. 

[jimmy olsen]

I didn't sleep well last night.

Carl came into our room at about 1 in the morning complaining about having a nightmare.

I asked him if he wanted to tell me his nightmare and he said no. Asked why, he said:

"because in my dream, when I told you about the dream mommy sat up and had no skin, just bones"

Wow, creepy.

How'd your wife take it?

[Syt]

I WANT SOME DAMN GAZPACHO. 

GAZPACHO SOUP!

[Caliga]

How'd your wife take it?

That's the kind of thing you don't tell mommy, Timmy.

Moms = WORRYWARTS

[Caliga]

btw I really like the name Carl.

If he gets really fat, Malthus, promise me you shall call him "Carl DER GROSSE."

[Malthus]

I didn't sleep well last night.

Carl came into our room at about 1 in the morning complaining about having a nightmare.

I asked him if he wanted to tell me his nightmare and he said no. Asked why, he said:

"because in my dream, when I told you about the dream mommy sat up and had no skin, just bones"

Wow, creepy.

How'd your wife take it?

Didn't tell her.

[Malthus]

btw I really like the name Carl.

If he gets really fat, Malthus, promise me you shall call him "Carl DER GROSSE."

I shall. 

It also helps my wife and I with our references - we now date stuff that happened before he was born in years "B.C.", and after, "C.E.". 

[Caliga]

Messianic Jews 

[Malthus]

Messianic Jews 

No, just messy.