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Josquius

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2009, 06:40:50 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 31, 2009, 10:40:08 PM
Some dickhead limey fuck used my credit card number at some Tescos gallivanting around the UK in some towns called Redditch and Warwickshire. Luckily he/she didn't use but a $150. I put the quash on that shit right quick and in a hurry.  :ultra:

He was buying this:


eww....canned :x
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Razgovory

Quote from: Neil on August 01, 2009, 08:27:23 AM
Britain is a great place.  It invented the dreadnought battleship and ruled the greatest empire in the history of the world.  Nothing the US has ever done will approach that achievement.

Even if they invent a dreadnought spacecraft and rule the greatest empire in the galaxy?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Neil

Quote from: Razgovory on August 01, 2009, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: Neil on August 01, 2009, 08:27:23 AM
Britain is a great place.  It invented the dreadnought battleship and ruled the greatest empire in the history of the world.  Nothing the US has ever done will approach that achievement.

Even if they invent a dreadnought spacecraft and rule the greatest empire in the galaxy?
You know, it's entirely possible (although by no means certain) that the British Empire was the greatest empire in the galaxy.

Besides, what would a dreadnought spacecraft be, and how would it differ from regular spacecraft?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

And a Saxon King rules once more in Britain!  :D

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Zanza

Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

sbr

Quote from: Zanza on August 01, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

He just said ruling in Britain.  <_<

jimmy olsen

Quote from: sbr on August 01, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: Zanza on August 01, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

He just said ruling in Britain.  <_<
I think that's a pretty good job for only 75 years. It's not like I'm in Spain and can run wild attacking all my neighbors.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 01, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: Zanza on August 01, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

He just said ruling in Britain.  <_<
I think that's a pretty good job for only 75 years. It's not like I'm in Spain and can run wild attacking all my neighbors.

Weakling.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2009, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 01, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: Zanza on August 01, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

He just said ruling in Britain.  <_<
I think that's a pretty good job for only 75 years. It's not like I'm in Spain and can run wild attacking all my neighbors.

Weakling.
How long does it take you to topple the English crown?  :huh:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Josquius

The things I do when I'm bored...

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Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 01:36:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2009, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 01, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: Zanza on August 01, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

He just said ruling in Britain.  <_<
I think that's a pretty good job for only 75 years. It's not like I'm in Spain and can run wild attacking all my neighbors.

Weakling.
How long does it take you to topple the English crown?  :huh:

In 75 years, I'd have wormed my way into another realm, assassinated their royals, taken the crown and built an empire out of the ashes.

Scandi kindoms are vulnerable to that shit.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 01:36:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2009, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 01, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: Zanza on August 01, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
Your screenshot doesn't show a Saxon king ruling Britain.

He just said ruling in Britain.  <_<
I think that's a pretty good job for only 75 years. It's not like I'm in Spain and can run wild attacking all my neighbors.

Weakling.
How long does it take you to topple the English crown?  :huh:

In 75 years, I'd have wormed my way into another realm, assassinated their royals, taken the crown and built an empire out of the ashes.

Scandi kindoms are vulnerable to that shit.
How do you get around the fiscal restraints?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 04:50:48 PM

How do you get around the fiscal restraints?

Rough up some weak counties, and milk them dry during the peace. Especially ones trying to break away from your liege's realm.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 01, 2009, 04:50:48 PM

How do you get around the fiscal restraints?

Rough up some weak counties, and milk them dry during the peace. Especially ones trying to break away from your liege's realm.
Makes sense.

I'm going to bide my time with England. I think I'll spend the next twenty years snapping up the isolated Islamic counties that keep popping up in France. I've already claimed Flanders that way.

Why is it always the Muslims that run wild? One would think that the rules of warfare would favor each side equally and that it would be a matter of chance that would decide who picked up steam.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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charliebear

The boys got skunked this morning, and what a horrible smell!   :x 

The toughest part was trying to keep them out of the house so they wouldn't come in and roll on anything.  No such luck.  I'm burning incense to mask the skunk smell.  I also need to pick up some mothballs to put around the perimeter of the yard to keep the skunks out.