The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

Maybe he thought the Dirty Old Man rule applied to his weight, not his age.

[garbon]

Wow, what a pairing...

[Jacob]

Maybe he thought the Dirty Old Man rule applied to his weight, not his age.

... or maybe he's okay being a Dirty Old Man.

[Eddie Teach]

Maybe he thought the Dirty Old Man rule applied to his weight, not his age.

Not sure he'd get by on that one either. 

[CountDeMoney]

Maybe he thought the Dirty Old Man rule applied to his weight, not his age.

... or maybe he's okay being a Dirty Old Man.

Everybody should be OK with being a Dirty Old Man.  It's the only fucking perk.

[lustindarkness]

Everybody should be OK with being a Dirty Old Man.  It's the only fucking perk.

[Sheilbh]

Well it defies the Swedish Rule, so one has to assume one side is it in for power/money/movie roles/whatever and one side is in it for a young body. 57/2+7 = 35.5.

Doesn't apply to gays

On principle, but also observation - gay men and women seem a lot more comfortable with younger/older partners.

Also by that rule my dad was a massively dirty old man when he married my mum

The fact the younger one's also a comedian does open up horrifying images of a Joe Orton-ish future though

[CountDeMoney]

On principle, but also observation - gay men and women seem a lot more comfortable with younger/older partners.

I had no idea gays were so shallow and self-centered.  Why, that doesn't fit the stereotype at all.

[Ed Anger]

Oh, yeah Josq. The poor baby. We'd better pray for him. Mb too while we're at it.

Shucks. 

[Ideologue]

Let's just say I pray regarding you.





Just kidding.

[Ed Anger]

I'll take all prayers. The twins are going to kill me by age 10.

[CountDeMoney]

Then maybe you shouldn't have opened with two pair, Casino Jack.

[Ed Anger]

Then maybe you shouldn't have opened with two pair, Casino Jack.

God has a sense of humor.

[Brazen]

What's the minimum number of floors over which it's acceptable to take the lift? Everyone at work from the third floor (UK, fourth in other parts of the world who don't have a "Ground") downward gets a good tutting. Sometimes they take it going down too!

[Ideologue]

4 or 5, I guess.  I know a ton of people who use an elevator to go up one floor at my workplace.  They're lazy idiots.