The Off Topic Topic

[Josephus]

I average $50-60 a week...so...yeah...I'm an average American motorist.

[Syt]

I was wearing my Pirates jacket this morning when a woman came up to me in the subway station and asked about it. Turns out she's from Erie, and in Vienna for an IAEA meeting and didn't expect to see a fellow fan here. We talked about touristy things to see and do in Vienna durin the short subway ride, and about Bucs and Steelers.

[Martinus]

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/12/12/us-paper-claims-obama-had-sex-with-harry-styles/

Obama is gay!!!111

[Capetan Mihali]

I was wearing my Pirates jacket this morning when a woman came up to me in the subway station and asked about it. Turns out she's from Erie, and in Vienna for an IAEA meeting and didn't expect to see a fellow fan here. We talked about touristy things to see and do in Vienna durin the short subway ride, and about Bucs and Steelers.

Did you get her hotel room phone number?

[CountDeMoney]

Did you get her hotel room phone number?

Now is that what Roberto Clemente would do? No, no it is not.

[garbon]

I was wearing my Pirates jacket this morning when a woman came up to me in the subway station and asked about it. Turns out she's from Erie, and in Vienna for an IAEA meeting and didn't expect to see a fellow fan here. We talked about touristy things to see and do in Vienna durin the short subway ride, and about Bucs and Steelers.

Did you get her hotel room phone number?

More importantly, did he get her last name first?

[Syt]

I did neither and wished her a good day instead, and pointed her in the right direction, because she was headed the wrong way. 

[CountDeMoney]

More importantly, did he get her last name first?

No you're just being a cunty cuntbag of cunt. It's when he's fucked her 3 or 4 times that it's ignorant not to know it.

[garbon]

More importantly, did he get her last name first?

No you're just being a cunty cuntbag of cunt. It's when he's fucked her 3 or 4 times that it's ignorant not to know it.

I thought it was ignorant not to know it when you were going to sleep with the person for the first time?

[CountDeMoney]

More importantly, did he get her last name first?

No you're just being a cunty cuntbag of cunt. It's when he's fucked her 3 or 4 times that it's ignorant not to know it.

I thought it was ignorant not to know it when you were going to sleep with the person for the first time?

No, silly.  We've all had one-night stands or just a name and number on a cocktail napkin.  It's when I gave Jacob shit about not getting someone's name "after the first few times" he gave me shit about being too Catholic about it.

[garbon]

More importantly, did he get her last name first?

No you're just being a cunty cuntbag of cunt. It's when he's fucked her 3 or 4 times that it's ignorant not to know it.

I thought it was ignorant not to know it when you were going to sleep with the person for the first time?

No, silly.  We've all had one-night stands or just a name and number on a cocktail napkin.  It's when I gave Jacob shit about not getting someone's name "after the first few times" he gave me shit about being too Catholic about it.

No shit.  Don't put your dick into anybody you can't fucking mail a letter to.  Goddamn.

Strike you as familiar?

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

No, silly.  We've all had one-night stands or just a name and number on a cocktail napkin.

We do?

[CountDeMoney]

Strike you as familiar?

Not as familiar as the post exactly three posts above that.

The fuck is wrong with you people?  You don't know somebody's last name until after having sex the first few times?

I mean, we've all had one-night stands and single hook-ups, but what the fuck people.

[garbon]

Strike you as familiar?

Not as familiar as the post exactly three posts above that.

The fuck is wrong with you people?  You don't know somebody's last name until after having sex the first few times?

I mean, we've all had one-night stands and single hook-ups, but what the fuck people.

So you are allowed to "put your dick into anybody you can't fucking mail a letter to." but only as long as you only do it on one occurrence per person? Once you hit occurrence two, that is verboten?

Don't those rules strike you as a bit finicky?

[CountDeMoney]

So you are allowed to "put your dick into anybody you can't fucking mail a letter to." but only as long as you only do it on one occurrence per person? Once you hit occurrence two, that is verboten?

Don't those rules strike you as a bit finicky?

You know, I'm just going to start posting in David Foster Wallace style, complete with footnotes¹, as apparently every post has to be grumblered².




¹the kind of footnotes he didn't think he would need, not unlike that first year law school student's paper he once found as he took shelter from the rain at the bus stop, where the ink from the red pen had run like so much ironic uterine blood across the issue of standing in Poe v Ullman.

²grumblered, in such a way that each and every post must be specifically relevant and related to each previous post, as to survive the strongest scrutiny of academic peer review in next quarter's American Journal of Assburgers.