The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

Actually, deer have such shitty vision, they will walk right past you.  Which is why they're so dangerous at night for cars, and why lazy hunters use floods:  they go to light.

Isn't it illegal in most places to spotlight a deer when hunting?

Anyway, my brother took down his first deer late afternoon yesterday.  My uncle had it field dressed and strung up before he could get a proper pic.  I'm gonna do my Ickey Shuffle when I get my deer steaks & burger.

[CountDeMoney]

Isn't it illegal in most places to spotlight a deer when hunting?

Oh yeah, very illegal.  It's only a fine, but here it can get your hunting license pulled.  You'll see it from time to time anyway, off in the distance where farmland and the wood line meet, pick-up trucks with their headlights and light bars on, waiting in the bed of the truck for Bambi to walk towards the light.  A truly sporting experience for real sporting men, and the chance to kill shit between beers.

[Barrister]

Aren't you married, Beeb? You may want to edit that post.

My wife is aware that when she met me I had girlfriends in the past.

[Ideologue]

It was the way it was written and I thought.it would be funny.if--

OH NEVER FUCKING MIND.

[CountDeMoney]

It was the way it was written and I thought.it would be funny.if--

OH NEVER FUCKING MIND.

If it makes you feel better, I got it. 

[Eddie Teach]

I thought.it would be funny.if--

BB's girlfriend was a clown? I agree.

[Savonarola]

I thought.it would be funny.if--

BB's girlfriend was a clown? I agree.

And Captain Canada was afraid of clowns, thus putting stress on their relationship.  Will Barrister Boy choose the woman that he loves, even though she is only a circus clown, or is he willing to sacrifice their love for the greater good of Canada?

[Malthus]

I thought.it would be funny.if--

BB's girlfriend was a clown? I agree.

Is she supposed to be laughing on the inside while crying on the outside ... or the other way around? 

[derspiess]

It was the way it was written and I thought.it would be funny.if--

OH NEVER FUCKING MIND.

If it makes you feel better, I got it. 

I didn't.  Whoosh, I guess

[CountDeMoney]

I didn't.  Whoosh, I guess

BB had an ex-girlfriend.  She dated a guy who later turned out to be gay.   BB is a guy she dated.  IS BB: THAT GAY GUY?

I dunno, guess you had to be there.

[The Brain]

I didn't.  Whoosh, I guess

BB had an ex-girlfriend.  She dated a guy who later turned out to be gay.   BB is a guy she dated.  IS BB: THAT GAY GUY?

I dunno, guess you had to be there.

She was her sister?

[Eddie Teach]

I didn't.  Whoosh, I guess

BB had an ex-girlfriend.  She dated a guy who later turned out to be gay.   BB is a guy she dated.  IS BB: THAT GAY GUY?

I dunno, guess you had to be there.

No. BB said "several years ago, my girlfriend...". As he didn't say ex-girlfriend, that could indicate they were still together. As Brain says, it was her sister that dated a gay guy.

Edit- actually it was "A long time ago, my girlfriend's sister". Which is still ambiguous regarding current status of relationship.

[CountDeMoney]

   Oh well.

[derspiess]

[Ideologue]

The point is, Jacob thinks I suck, and he's right.

Edit: what I mean is, Jacob thinks I am in the process of achieving my potential, but I'm just not there yet, and he's right.