The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

Truly fit for a king, or any royal personage.

Unfortunately she was a nurse and not a nutritionist, so my mother's idea of making my father and I lose weight isn't about eating right, but eating less.  Pigeons don't eat portions so small.  And since I'm tired of going to bed hungry, I supplement now and then.   

[Ideologue]

Actually, that's not accurate.  It's that I didn't read his editorial content above the map.

I suspect it's rooted in your ideological bias.

Yeah, but I would admit to it.

I actually would've said more or less the same thing if I'd read Money's.

[Tonitrus]

Truly fit for a king, or any royal personage.

Unfortunately she was a nurse and not a nutritionist, so my mother's idea of making my father and I lose weight isn't about eating right, but eating less.  Pigeons don't eat portions so small.  And since I'm tired of going to bed hungry, I supplement now and then.   

Wasn't there a Languishite arguing that it doesn't matter what kind of calories you eat, but weight loss was only a matter of calories in vs. calories out? 

[CountDeMoney]

Wasn't there a Languishite arguing that it doesn't matter what kind of calories you eat, but weight loss was only a matter of calories in vs. calories out? 

[Eddie Teach]

Wasn't there a Languishite arguing that it doesn't matter what kind of calories you eat, but weight loss was only a matter of calories in vs. calories out? 

That's true, but some foods require less calories consumed to convince your stomach it's had enough.

[CountDeMoney]

So anyway, I arrive at a red light late this afternoon, ahead of the other traffic.  In the distance of my rear view mirror, coming out of the setting sun are three motorcycles in standard wedge formation.  As they grow closer and larger, I can make out through the shimmering heat off their pipes wide-bodied bikes, fatboys and softails.  Those little black barely-legal helmets, bottle capping wide jowls with long beards.  Straight out of Central Casting.

Boss Biker pulls up, and he's got a massive speaker rig on his land yacht.  What's he blasting?  Motorhead?  Danzig?  Priest?

Alanis. Fucking. Morissette.  Of course, and why not.  You Oughta Know.

[lustindarkness]

So anyway, I arrive at a red light late this afternoon, ahead of the other traffic.  In the distance of my rear view mirror, coming out of the setting sun are three motorcycles in standard wedge formation.  As they grow closer and larger, I can make out through the shimmering heat off their pipes wide-bodied bikes, fatboys and softails.  Those little black barely-legal helmets, bottle capping wide jowls with long beards.  Straight out of Central Casting.

Boss Biker pulls up, and he's got a massive speaker rig on his land yacht.  What's he blasting?  Motorhead?  Danzig?  Priest?

Alanis. Fucking. Morissette.  Of course, and why not.  You Oughta Know.

LOL

[Savonarola]

Truly fit for a king, or any royal personage.

Unfortunately she was a nurse and not a nutritionist, so my mother's idea of making my father and I lose weight isn't about eating right, but eating less.  Pigeons don't eat portions so small.  And since I'm tired of going to bed hungry, I supplement now and then.   

Wasn't there a Languishite arguing that it doesn't matter what kind of calories you eat, but weight loss was only a matter of calories in vs. calories out? 

I think King Christian IV made that argument.

(Not a bad pun, Ide.)

[alfred russel]

I also made it. 

[Ed Anger]

Truly fit for a king, or any royal personage.

Unfortunately she was a nurse and not a nutritionist, so my mother's idea of making my father and I lose weight isn't about eating right, but eating less.  Pigeons don't eat portions so small.  And since I'm tired of going to bed hungry, I supplement now and then.   

Wasn't there a Languishite arguing that it doesn't matter what kind of calories you eat, but weight loss was only a matter of calories in vs. calories out? 

I think King Christian IV made that argument.

(Not a bad pun, Ide.)

He also circumcised himself. What a maroon.

[Tonitrus]

I also made it. 

So I can eat all my calories as ice cream, and I will be fine? 

[garbon]

So anyway, I arrive at a red light late this afternoon, ahead of the other traffic.  In the distance of my rear view mirror, coming out of the setting sun are three motorcycles in standard wedge formation.  As they grow closer and larger, I can make out through the shimmering heat off their pipes wide-bodied bikes, fatboys and softails.  Those little black barely-legal helmets, bottle capping wide jowls with long beards.  Straight out of Central Casting.

Boss Biker pulls up, and he's got a massive speaker rig on his land yacht.  What's he blasting?  Motorhead?  Danzig?  Priest?

Alanis. Fucking. Morissette.  Of course, and why not.  You Oughta Know.

Well you oughta.

[alfred russel]

I also made it. 

So I can eat all my calories as ice cream, and I will be fine? 

Of course not.

[Sheilbh]

I also made it. 

So I can eat all my calories as ice cream, and I will be fine? 

Can we go through what's exactly wrong with this?

I mean vitamins and roughage, but what else?

[MadImmortalMan]

Muscle loss from lack of protein, vitamin deficiency, jacked up metabolism always wanting sugary shit all the time, etc.