The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

I had a weird dream I bought a new matress prompting confusion about why I had done such a thing when my current one is perfectly alright.
I woke up to discover I had fell asleep in front of the tv which was showing a infomercial for mattresses.
I wonder if late night infomercials are specifically designed to influence dreams.

[CountDeMoney]

Tony Stewart (race car driver) KILLS a driver who stupidly gets out of his car and stands in the middle of the race track pointing at people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJdBd0437U

Tony's got a temper and would certainly win my nomination for "Most Likely to Windshield Somebody for Flipping the Bird", but those dirt track go-carts are all drifting pieces of shit.  It would probably have been harder to try to hit the guy.

[LaCroix]

Tony Stewart (race car driver) KILLS a driver who stupidly gets out of his car and stands in the middle of the race track pointing at people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJdBd0437U

[MadBurgerMaker]

[alfred russel]

Tony Stewart (race car driver) KILLS a driver who stupidly gets out of his car and stands in the middle of the race track pointing at people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJdBd0437U

And finally we have an answer to the debate about what to do in case of car breakdown on a busy highway.

Tony Stewart is sitting this race out, which pretty much ends his season.

That driver had a bad time Tony Stewart's last 2 times around the track. I think both incidents were his fault.

[Savonarola]

Maybe he meant erotic? Or heroic?

Eroica, maybe (the subtitle of Beethoven's third symphony.)  In the UK the Proms are a series of concerts in London rather than the acronym for Programmable Read Only Memory as it is in the US.   

[Sheilbh]

Eroica, maybe (the subtitle of Beethoven's third symphony.)  In the UK the Proms are a series of concerts in London rather than the acronym for Programmable Read Only Memory as it is in the US.   

Yep. I went to a Prom. The final piece on the program was the Eroica symphony.

Edit: Also, Sir Mark Elder looks a lot like Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter:


When he went for a kiss with the first violin it was chilling.

[CountDeMoney]

Edit: Also, Sir Mark Elder looks a lot like Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter:

I thought it was Nathan Lane.

[sbr]

I'd love to see Nathan Lane's version of Hannibal.

[HVC]

When he went for a kiss with the first violin it was chilling.

was the redhead the first violin? because gingers give me the creeps too.

[Ed Anger]

Eggplants give me the creeps. Their shifty eyes, their hands darting out to steal the silverware.

[HVC]

Eggplants give me the creeps. Their shifty eyes, their hands darting out to steal the silverware.

so, you're a redhead huh? I always knew you had some bad luck, but sorry on the whole ginger thing? .

[Ed Anger]

You are cordially invited to inspect my pubes. Black as my soul.

[HVC]

You are cordially invited to inspect my pubes. Black as my soul.

uhm, thanks for the offer I guess, but I'm afraid i'll have to decline

[Ed Anger]

You are cordially invited to inspect my pubes. Black as my soul.

uhm, thanks for the offer I guess, but I'm afraid i'll have to decline

STARE INTO MY UNSHAVEN PIT OF DESPAIR