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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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FunkMonk

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Ed Anger

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Yeah I could PM but that requires work and to figure out how it works.
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Josquius

I've decided. I must be committed. I MUST learn photoshop.
Its a horrible program designed by idiots but to have any success in life I have to figure it out.

Damn.
....Where to start?
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ulmont

Quote from: Tyr on July 25, 2009, 05:20:38 PM
I've decided. I must be committed. I MUST learn photoshop.
Its a horrible program designed by idiots but to have any success in life I have to figure it out.

Damn.
....Where to start?

http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/an-idiots-guide-to-photoshop/
http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Photoshop-Cd-Rom/dp/1567615279



Syt

Quote from: Tyr on July 25, 2009, 05:20:38 PM
I've decided. I must be committed. I MUST learn photoshop.
Its a horrible program designed by idiots but to have any success in life I have to figure it out.

Damn.
....Where to start?

Do you have the 1300 EUR for the license, too?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Grey Fox

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Syt

Quote from: Grey Fox on July 25, 2009, 11:54:48 PM
Buying Photoshop :lol:

You're not suggesting using illegal copies?  :mad:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

DisturbedPervert

I'm sure he'll be using a freeware clone. 

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

Quote from: Tyr on July 25, 2009, 05:20:38 PM
I've decided. I must be committed.

Good luck.  It's not so bad once you get used to it.
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Josquius

#2277
Photoshop costs $1300? :blink:
No wonder everyone has pirate copies.
However do they expect people to learn to use it.
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Syt

Quote from: Tyr on July 26, 2009, 07:09:59 AM
Photoshop costs $1300? :blink:
No wonder everyone has pirate copies.
However do they expect people to learn to use it.

1300 EUR on Amazon.de

The U.S. version is only:
http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-65015816-Photoshop-Extended-CS4/dp/B001EUDGO2/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1248610692&sr=8-15
USD 970.49

Student licenses are cheaper (ca. 180 EUR), but require you prove your student status.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Josquius

180 euros too much for me, I'll stick with what I've had for years. I've really got to crack it this time, my job prospects really do weigh heavily upon figuring it out- more so then bringing my coding up to a decent standard even.
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