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Eddie Teach

#41880
July 24, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
You know what doesn't have a bad aftertaste? High fructose corn syrup.  :blush:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ideologue

#41881
July 24, 2014, 08:58:53 PM
It sticks on your tongue for ages.  I drank a soda twenty minutes ago and can still taste it.  It'll be there for another hour at least.

Obviously by "poison" I mean it makes me nauseous in the quantities at which I drink sodas, and it's a free country so I don't even want to hear your scolding bullshit.  But anyway, while one or two a day won't hurt you, six to twelve appear to be hazardous, at least to your stomach. :x

Now aspartame?  That's God's sugar.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ideologue

#41882
July 24, 2014, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 24, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
You know what doesn't have a bad aftertaste? High fructose corn syrup.  :blush:

Sure it does.  It's called a cavity.

Reminds me, I need to get a cap.  Or seven. -_-
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ed Anger

#41883
July 24, 2014, 09:00:04 PM
Drink TAB.
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garbon

#41884
July 24, 2014, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 24, 2014, 08:58:53 PM
Now aspartame?  That's God's sugar.

Nope.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

#41885
July 24, 2014, 09:06:28 PM
I can drink 20 aspartame diet sodas in a day and feel great.  Also it tastes better.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

MadImmortalMan

#41886
July 24, 2014, 09:19:23 PM
Cal--That JB commercial with Mila Kunis is great. She'll be in her 40s when she picks up that barrel, but I'd still party with her.  :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

MadImmortalMan

#41887
July 24, 2014, 10:51:54 PM
House Hunters has a girl lawyer from Australia who has decided to move to Paris and support herself by hosting gourmet dinners in her house.


There's just so much joke material here. Eat pray love your way to bankruptcy, baby. At least she didn't have a husband or kids. You hate to see her ruin their lives too.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

jimmy olsen

#41888
July 24, 2014, 11:18:33 PM
Apparently King George V had a large blue and red dragon tattoo on his arm that he got in Japan in 1881!  :bowler:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Razgovory

#41889
July 25, 2014, 01:14:26 AM
Is my niece not cute?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ideologue

#41890
July 25, 2014, 04:12:29 AM
Is she tiny or are those cups huge? :lol:
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Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Caliga

#41891
July 25, 2014, 05:04:11 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 24, 2014, 09:19:23 PM
Cal--That JB commercial with Mila Kunis is great. She'll be in her 40s when she picks up that barrel, but I'd still party with her.  :P
The word on the inside is that the ad campaign with her is a giant mistake.
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MadImmortalMan

#41892
July 25, 2014, 05:54:06 AM
The only thing wrong with it is that it isn't a barrel of 17 year old Macallan.    :lol:


I think I may be the ad's demo.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

MadImmortalMan

#41893
July 25, 2014, 06:08:36 AM
AT&T insults everyone with their new commercial. IT dudes wiring up shit and girl asks what they're doing. IT dudes say blah blah (you can post from the break room). Girl smiles.

Sometimes, girls actually understand IT things. It really does happen. Also, sometimes, IT guys are not nerdy neckbeards.   :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Josquius

#41894
July 25, 2014, 06:29:34 AM
So much ignorant support gaza shit clogging up Facebook lately... Uh. A pox on them
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