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celedhring

#39735
May 16, 2014, 09:59:39 AM
One of my former filmmaking teachers has just posted this on Facebook:

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Film Club starts at 11AM this Saturday! The schedule follows:
11AM - 2:30PM: Scripts and Thesis Edits
3:30PM - Close: Part 2 of an X-RATED FILM. NO ONE UNDER 21 WILL BE ALLOWED IN THEATER. CLOSE ANALYSIS OF EVERY X-RATED FRAME.
REMINDER: IT'S X-RATED.

Damn, I graduated too early.

Valmy

#39736
May 16, 2014, 10:01:27 AM
I thought it was NC-17 now.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#39737
May 16, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Yeah nothing more fun than watching pornography with classmates/professors. :hmm:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#39738
May 16, 2014, 10:05:10 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 16, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Yeah nothing more fun than watching pornography with classmates/professors. :hmm:

There is some porn that has this as its premise ... of course in that case the "professor" is a big-boobed MILF, and the "classmates" are all bisexual cheerleaders.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#39739
May 16, 2014, 10:07:03 AM
Who, for some reason, are all wearing their uniforms to class.  I think I saw that one.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

celedhring

#39740
May 16, 2014, 10:07:56 AM
Best part of it all is that knowing my professor he'll do it in a in incredibly detached and scholar-like way. He'll freeze frame on some cum shot and talk about the frame size, the angle, the lens and how they try to convey a feeling of desire on the viewer, etc...

garbon

#39741
May 16, 2014, 10:08:29 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 16, 2014, 10:05:10 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 16, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Yeah nothing more fun than watching pornography with classmates/professors. :hmm:

There is some porn that has this as its premise ... of course in that case the "professor" is a big-boobed MILF, and the "classmates" are all bisexual cheerleaders.  :hmm:

I don't think I would like to watch pornography where the actors sat around watching pornography the whole time. :hmm:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#39742
May 16, 2014, 10:09:05 AM
Well, you are a one of a kind flower.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

#39743
May 16, 2014, 10:09:06 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 15, 2014, 08:11:49 PM
So what do you want to destroy?
Apart from anal lining of course.

Nothing? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#39744
May 16, 2014, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 16, 2014, 10:09:05 AM
Well, you are a one of a kind flower.

So I'm alone in wanting the actors to actually do something? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

#39745
May 16, 2014, 10:11:44 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 16, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Yeah nothing more fun than watching pornography with classmates/professors. :hmm:
It's not that fun if you get a professor that doesn't let you masturbate in class.

Valmy

#39746
May 16, 2014, 10:21:08 AM
Quote from: DGuller on May 16, 2014, 10:11:44 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 16, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Yeah nothing more fun than watching pornography with classmates/professors. :hmm:
It's not that fun if you get a professor that doesn't let you masturbate in class.

I'd sure like to take some starch out of that stuffed shirt.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#39747
May 16, 2014, 10:22:51 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 16, 2014, 10:08:29 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 16, 2014, 10:05:10 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 16, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Yeah nothing more fun than watching pornography with classmates/professors. :hmm:

There is some porn that has this as its premise ... of course in that case the "professor" is a big-boobed MILF, and the "classmates" are all bisexual cheerleaders.  :hmm:

I don't think I would like to watch pornography where the actors sat around watching pornography the whole time. :hmm:

It only starts with the porn-watching. Soon enough, in an amazingly unpredictable move, the prof is inviting the students to act out the scenes for extra marks.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#39748
May 16, 2014, 10:23:40 AM
Oh hi Mark.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#39749
May 16, 2014, 10:23:48 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 16, 2014, 10:22:51 AM
It only starts with the porn-watching. Soon enough, in an amazingly unpredictable move, the prof is inviting the students to act out the scenes for extra marks.  :hmm:

I doubt that will take place in the aforementioned film club.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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