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Valmy

#38655
April 18, 2014, 01:55:46 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 18, 2014, 01:25:45 PM
Who names their daughter Electra? :blink:

A father who wants a daughter to avenge his death should his wife murder him.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#38656
April 18, 2014, 02:16:12 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 18, 2014, 12:19:57 PM
My mom's stepdad went with the Cardinals for some reason.

Smart man.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Capetan Mihali

#38657
April 18, 2014, 02:39:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 18, 2014, 02:16:12 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 18, 2014, 12:19:57 PM
My mom's stepdad went with the Cardinals for some reason.

Smart man.

:lol:  He's the one with the portraits of Reagan in his house.  I think you and he would get along very well.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

DGuller

#38658
April 18, 2014, 04:18:45 PM
I got my lease renewal documents in the mail today, and I was offered a 3.5% hike for a 1-year lease, or a 7.5% hike for a two year lease.   :hmm:  Tough choice.  They must really expect the real estate market to pick up one year from now.

Ed Anger

#38659
April 18, 2014, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 18, 2014, 01:25:45 PM
Who names their daughter Electra? :blink:

I like it.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Sheilbh

#38660
April 18, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
There's a story about HMRC planning to sell anonymised financial details of taxpayers.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/18/hmrc-to-sell-taxpayers-data

Probably not going to happen given this sub-header, 'Plan 'borderline insane' according to senior Tory MP' :lol:
Let's bomb Russia!

Razgovory

#38661
April 18, 2014, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 18, 2014, 01:25:45 PM
Who names their daughter Electra? :blink:

Someone who thinks Amber is to Anglo-Saxon?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#38662
April 18, 2014, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 18, 2014, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 18, 2014, 01:25:45 PM
Who names their daughter Electra? :blink:

Someone who thinks Amber is to Anglo-Saxon?

Maybe he doesn't want to see her rubbed up the wrong way?
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Josquius

#38663
April 18, 2014, 11:31:22 PM
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Syt

#38664
April 18, 2014, 11:54:09 PM
This picture is sad, creepy, and hilarious.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#38665
April 19, 2014, 12:37:32 AM
I like Ke$ha. Haters gonna hate.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

DGuller

#38666
April 19, 2014, 01:04:16 AM
Here is a video that's a candidate for both Darwin's Award and Ironic Last Words:  http://foxct.com/2014/04/18/sen-blumenthal-has-close-call-with-train/.

Eddie Teach

#38667
April 19, 2014, 01:08:03 AM
Darwin Awards have a certain requirement that was not met.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#38668
April 19, 2014, 01:09:19 AM
Quote from: DGuller on April 19, 2014, 01:04:16 AM
Here is a video that's a candidate for both Darwin's Award and Ironic Last Words:  http://foxct.com/2014/04/18/sen-blumenthal-has-close-call-with-train/.

The train passed just 3 ft away (not counting AIDS). :o
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

DGuller

#38669
April 19, 2014, 01:16:29 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 19, 2014, 01:08:03 AM
Darwin Awards have a certain requirement that was not met.
Not far lack of trying.  Standing on the yellow strip with your back turned towards the direction of the train travel is not something you should do when you're happy with your life.
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