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Barrister

#36045
February 09, 2014, 12:36:41 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 08, 2014, 10:28:08 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 08, 2014, 03:17:46 PM
Try explaining that to an excited three year old.  :(

"The event is tomorrow."

"But I want to see the monster trucks now!"
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Ideologue

#36046
February 09, 2014, 01:23:00 AM
"You have bested me.  I salute you."

:P
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Eddie Teach

#36047
February 09, 2014, 02:08:40 AM
Try "even Daddy makes mistakes sometimes". Not that that'll go over any better...
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

lustindarkness

#36048
February 09, 2014, 06:19:54 AM
TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Josquius

#36049
February 09, 2014, 06:25:35 AM
Blame the trucks. They're late. They forgot to set their alarm clock.
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Savonarola

#36050
February 09, 2014, 07:15:45 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 09, 2014, 06:19:54 AM
TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Josephus

#36051
February 09, 2014, 08:51:30 AM
"they're broken now. Daddy's going to fix them"
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Syt

#36052
February 09, 2014, 11:09:06 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Caliga

#36053
February 09, 2014, 11:37:30 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on February 09, 2014, 07:15:45 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 09, 2014, 06:19:54 AM
TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
:yes: Beeb should have known better. :(
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MadImmortalMan

#36054
February 09, 2014, 01:14:39 PM
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Eddie Teach

#36055
February 09, 2014, 01:15:09 PM
More than I can do.  :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#36056
February 09, 2014, 01:19:58 PM
A shame we still suck at predicting the weather. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Alcibiades

#36057
February 09, 2014, 10:47:19 PM
Syria: How Not To Shoot Your PKM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e9_1363498755

Or, how Neil would react to holding a machine gun.
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

DGuller

#36058
February 09, 2014, 10:52:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 09, 2014, 01:19:58 PM
A shame we still suck at predicting the weather. :(
Do we really? :yeahright:

garbon

#36059
February 09, 2014, 10:55:21 PM
Quote from: DGuller on February 09, 2014, 10:52:16 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 09, 2014, 01:19:58 PM
A shame we still suck at predicting the weather. :(
Do we really? :yeahright:

Sure. Look at how the snow went this weekend.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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