The Off Topic Topic

[Caliga]

That's my line, bitch.

[The Brain]

That's my line, bitch.

It's just been revoked!

[Eddie Teach]

Are you sure it wasn't Jaron's line?

[Caliga]

Are you sure it wasn't Jaron's line?

No, it's mine.  I imported it from Zero Wing.

[Jacob]

Looks like I may soon be on my own again after 9 years of being perfectly happy together. 
How did this happen?

That sucks

[Neil]

It sounds like the Ultra-orthodox are rumbling in Israel about an uprising, since the government of the day is moving towards making them regular citizens.

I hope they try it and the lot of them are shot.

[Razgovory]

Holy shit, I just found out that an army of Juggalos is descending on mid Missouri.  I need a firearm.

[Ideologue]

Looks like I may soon be on my own again after 9 years of being perfectly happy together. 
How did this happen?

Whoa.

[CountDeMoney]

Looks like I may soon be on my own again after 9 years of being perfectly happy together. 
How did this happen?

Not being ignorant here or anything, but did you ask her?

[crazy canuck]

Have you ever imagined a world in which Ed Anger and Tamas would live in harmony?  Neither have I.  But I have found an article which oddly enough would fascinate them both.

Think you're eating properly? Put your body to the beet test

If you've checked out your BMs, you may have noticed that it is tough to figure out if yesterday's dinner has in fact made an appearance. Most BMs are chestnut brown and don't typically take on the colour of what you most recently ate. Beets and a few select other foods are the exception.

The Beet Test

The best way to figure out your transit time is to eat some beets. Not just any beets, because those pickled beets you buy from the grocery store are usually far too processed with added sugars and they won't have the same effect as cooking them yourself. Instead, buy some raw beets and simply wash and peel them. Keep in mind however that you don't have to peel them because the skin is edible, full of nutrients and detoxifying fiber.

The full article is here for Ed and Tamas to enjoy http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health-advisor/think-youre-eating-properly-put-your-body-to-the-beet-test/article16708761/

[Ed Anger]

I'm not eating beets. That is a gypsy/Hungarian infection vector.

[merithyn]

Looks like I may soon be on my own again after 9 years of being perfectly happy together. 
How did this happen?

I'm sorry.

[jimmy olsen]

[Maladict]

Looks like I may soon be on my own again after 9 years of being perfectly happy together. 
How did this happen?

Not being ignorant here or anything, but did you ask her?

Oh sure, and I know the answer. Doesn't seem to stop me from asking the question to myself over and over again, though.

[Maladict]

Looks like I may soon be on my own again after 9 years of being perfectly happy together. 
How did this happen?

That sucks

Thanks guys. You're like these weird distant relatives, that I never met or even really talk to, but a comforting presence all the same.