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garbon

#30765
September 10, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
A robo-call asked me if I was willing to let them put a small security sign in my yard and they'd give me a free security system. Are these euphemisms? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#30766
September 10, 2013, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
A robo-call asked me if I was willing to let them put a small security sign in my yard and they'd give me a free security system. Are these euphemisms? :unsure:

I hate those scamming assfucks.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#30767
September 10, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 10, 2013, 03:41:45 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 10, 2013, 12:22:54 AM
Maybe I should have spied on the Chinese people?- I had one warning to use up before I would be disqualified. Noooooooooooooooo

That's not fair, we give a lot more warnings to the Chinese spying on us.

But, wait, seriously?  In Japan, when you take a test, you get a cheating warning? :lol:
There was a yellow/red card system.
I guess it'd be straight to red for blatant cheating but there would be a warning for suspicious behaviour. Seems pretty normal to me, only more formalised.
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CountDeMoney

#30768
September 10, 2013, 08:52:05 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 10, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
A robo-call asked me if I was willing to let them put a small security sign in my yard and they'd give me a free security system. Are these euphemisms? :unsure:

:lol:  If so, it's very poor form.  "We want to plant this...and install this..."

garbon

#30769
September 10, 2013, 09:17:02 PM
If it'd been a male voice...well it is nice to let someone else take the lead sometimes.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#30770
September 11, 2013, 12:37:12 AM
I imagine this would be disconcerting, but if I was being paid a salary at the going rate of a successful company president I don't think it would be too bad. :hmm:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Eddie Teach

#30771
September 11, 2013, 01:16:00 AM
Did the guy who wrote the comic also found the company? :unsure:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#30772
September 11, 2013, 01:54:59 AM
Well at least it's better then those weird army cartoons that Phil kept posting.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#30773
September 11, 2013, 06:27:17 AM


:nerd: :perv:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

merithyn

#30774
September 11, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
The Hobbit II opens on my birthday this year. :)

I may dress up (not in that) and go to the midnight showing because, why not?
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Malthus

#30775
September 11, 2013, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 11, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
The Hobbit II opens on my birthday this year. :)

I may dress up (not in that) and go to the midnight showing because, why not?

I thought you were 4 inches too tall to go as a hobbit.


;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

lustindarkness

#30776
September 11, 2013, 08:23:50 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 11, 2013, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 11, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
The Hobbit II opens on my birthday this year. :)

I may dress up (not in that) and go to the midnight showing because, why not?

I thought you were 4 inches too tall to go as a hobbit.


;)

And more than 4 inches too short to go as an elf.

;)
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

mongers

#30777
September 11, 2013, 08:43:18 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 11, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
The Hobbit II opens on my birthday this year. :)

I may dress up (not in that) and go to the midnight showing because, why not?

Friday the 13th this week.   :cool:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

merithyn

#30778
September 11, 2013, 08:50:21 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 11, 2013, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 11, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
The Hobbit II opens on my birthday this year. :)

I may dress up (not in that) and go to the midnight showing because, why not?

I thought you were 4 inches too tall to go as a hobbit.


;)

I thought hobbits were shorter than dwarfs. :unsure:

Doesn't matter. I mostly qualify anyway as I fit most of the other criteria. :D

Quote from: mongers on September 11, 2013, 08:43:18 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 11, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
The Hobbit II opens on my birthday this year. :)

I may dress up (not in that) and go to the midnight showing because, why not?


Friday the 13th this week.   :cool:

I know! How cool is that?! It's the first time since 2002 that it's fallen on a Friday. (Damn Leap Years. :mad:)
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Malthus

#30779
September 11, 2013, 08:55:32 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 11, 2013, 08:50:21 AM

I thought hobbits were shorter than dwarfs. :unsure:

Doesn't matter. I mostly qualify anyway as I fit most of the other criteria. :D


Hairy feet?  :hmm:

;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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