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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 08:54:51 PM
I sense Meri's hymen glowing and vibrating in anger.

You two do seem to have a deep spiritual connection. Did you ever bang her during some pagan magic ritual?
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Jacob

Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2013, 12:01:50 AM
I like to see how meri's posts expose insecure masculinity in some Languish posters. :)

Yeah, it's pretty funny. She's developed mom-like superpowers to piss off a huge swathe of the languish population with just a few words.

Caliga

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 04, 2013, 08:39:51 PM
She's got a CAB and a Senior Parachutist Badge on those BDUs.  She's more man than either of you.
I was just making a Glory reference.  In truth I have no problem with a lesbian general :)
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Caliga on September 04, 2013, 08:32:59 PM
THATS LIKE TITS ON A BULL :cool:

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 05, 2013, 12:06:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 08:54:51 PM
I sense Meri's hymen glowing and vibrating in anger.

You two do seem to have a deep spiritual connection. Did you ever bang her during some pagan magic ritual?

Wiccans. Yuk.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

My oldest sister shared this on facebook:

QuoteWRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!

Which is funny, because until 10 or so years ago her family lived off food stamps and church charity ....  :lol:
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Caliga

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Caliga

Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2013, 06:52:47 AM
Which is funny, because until 10 or so years ago her family lived off food stamps and church charity ....  :lol:
Whenever I see these sorts of posts in Facebook I find them useful because I then know who the closet racists are I'm friended with. :)
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Syt

Quote from: Caliga on September 05, 2013, 06:55:43 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 05, 2013, 06:52:47 AM
Which is funny, because until 10 or so years ago her family lived off food stamps and church charity ....  :lol:
Whenever I see these sorts of posts in Facebook I find them useful because I then know who the closet racists are I'm friended with. :)

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I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Caliga

The funny thing is that they're typically posted/forwarded by people who are total losers. :hmm:  I guess you would have to be if you're jealous of welfare people's handouts. :sleep:
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Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

Can I have: blocks of cheese?
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merithyn

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 05, 2013, 12:06:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 08:54:51 PM
I sense Meri's hymen glowing and vibrating in anger.

You two do seem to have a deep spiritual connection. Did you ever bang her during some pagan magic ritual?

Nah. He's no Adonis, that's for sure. ;)
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

merithyn

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 05, 2013, 06:34:20 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 05, 2013, 12:06:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 04, 2013, 08:54:51 PM
I sense Meri's hymen glowing and vibrating in anger.

You two do seem to have a deep spiritual connection. Did you ever bang her during some pagan magic ritual?

Wiccans. Yuk.

Agreed.

:secret: You know that there are other Pagan groups out there, right?  :secret:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...