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[merithyn]

His victims probably wanted him to suffer for years like them, they're probably pissed.

Possibly. At least now, though, they can move on.

[Ed Anger]

As an Ohio taxpayer, I'm thrilled I don't have to feed and house that pig for the next 40 years.

[The Brain]

As an Ohio taxpayer, I'm thrilled I don't have to feed and house that pig for the next 40 years.

I'm shocked that a psycho monster was more generous than you in feeding and housing people.

[derspiess]

As an Ohio taxpayer, I'm thrilled I don't have to feed and house that pig for the next 40 years.

Yup. 

[merithyn]

I turned a corner at work just in time to hear a co-worker badmouthing me to another co-worker. The look on her face when she saw me was priceless.

Best part: the thing she was bitching about wasn't my fault, but rather a miscommunication between her and her supervisor. I plan to "clear things up" with her supervisor later today.

[Razgovory]

The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves; they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted for as Vice-President, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons voted for as President, and all persons voted for as Vice-President and of the number of votes for each, which lists they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate.
The President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the certificates and the votes shall then be counted.
The person having the greatest Number of votes for President, shall be the President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed; and if no person have such majority, then from the persons having the highest numbers not exceeding three on the list of those voted for as President, the House of Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the President. But in choosing the President, the votes shall be taken by states, the representation from each state having one vote; a quorum for this purpose shall consist of a member or members from two-thirds of the states, and a majority of all the states shall be necessary to a choice. And if the House of Representatives shall not choose a President whenever the right of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March next following, then the Vice-President shall act as President, as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President.[1]
The person having the greatest number of votes as Vice-President, shall be the Vice-President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed, and if no person have a majority, then from the two highest numbers on the list, the Senate shall choose the Vice-President; a quorum for the purpose shall consist of two-thirds of the whole number of Senators, and a majority of the whole number shall be necessary to a choice. But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

Seems legit.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.  Is Superman a part of the electoral collage?

[Razgovory]

I don't know. I think his death will make it easier for the three women (and the child) to move on. Having him alive probably prolonged their suffering, to a degree.

He was filth. What happened to him is irrelevant. I'm only concerned about the women.

FYP

[mongers]

I turned a corner at work just in time to hear a co-worker badmouthing me to another co-worker. The look on her face when she saw me was priceless.

Best part: the thing she was bitching about wasn't my fault, but rather a miscommunication between her and her supervisor. I plan to "clear things up" with her supervisor later today.

Don't concern yourself with the co-worker, instead do a 'Hansie' on the supervisor. 

[Eddie Teach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXYWDtXbBB0

Not enough giant teddy bears.

[Ideologue]

Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro found dead, prison official says
By Mark Stevenson and Hasani Gittens, NBC News

Ariel Castro, the Cleveland man who was sentenced to life in prison plus 1,000 years in July after pleading guilty to imprisoning and raping three women for a decade, was found dead in his jail cell, a prison spokeswoman said early Wednesday.

The 53-year-old convict was found hanging in his cell around 9:20 p.m. Tuesday at the Correctional Reception Center in Orient, officials said.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20315504-cleveland-kidnapper-ariel-castro-found-dead-prison-official-says?lite

Dude's on a suicide watch - why the hell is he only being checked every 30 minutes?!?

And I'm vaguely pissed.  I wanted this guy to suffer for a good long while.

Isn't torture specifically prohibited by your Charter of Maple Syrup or something?

Of course it is.  But I'm glad you finally admitted what gaol is.

I am happy he's dead.

P.S. If we had the surveillance society we should have, he never could have done what he did.

[Jacob]

[garbon]

Strange yet bizarre.

[The Brain]

Disney movies.

[Eddie Teach]

I liked it. 

[Ed Anger]

SPOILERS!