The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

I was only the bagger. 

[Tamas]

And the dream repeats itself. I'm done for the night. 

Dude, stop with the musrhooms. Or something.

[Ed Anger]

And the dream repeats itself. I'm done for the night. 

Dude, stop with the musrhooms. Or something.

Dude, its prescription medication. THANKS BUDDY FOR THE LIFE TIP.

[Tamas]

 

[Ed Anger]

 

Anyways, I may pop a Tart. Oh to be part of the 1% and eating pop tarts in a dark kitchen.

[CountDeMoney]

Even princesses like to be whores once in a while.

[Ed Anger]

 

I just shotgungunned a juice box. I told u I wuz hardcore.

[Syt]

And that's how he earned the respect of the yardies.

[Lettow77]

 Tomorrow I have to start work, which is the scarcely-imagined consequences of looking for work

My series of sonnets on generals of the ancient era is going to be severely hindered by changing diapers

[lustindarkness]

Ed,  paper or plastic?

[Ed Anger]

I woke up on the floor. One of the twins was kicking me in the ribs, while the other one yelling 'DADDY'S DEAD!'.

[HVC]

  glad to see that their first of thought after thinking you're dead is not to call for help, but to beat upon your lifeless corpse. You're raising a pair of future successful lawyers

[Ed Anger]

[derspiess]

I just shotgungunned a juice box. I told u I wuz hardcore.

I always catch shit for drinking those or a Capri-Sun.

OMG THOSE ARE FOR THE KIDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[CountDeMoney]

Those juice boxes and baggies are too little for me.  Then again I've lived alone for decades, so skipping glasses and drinking straight from bottles in the fridge is no big deal.  Gonna have to work on that now.