The Off Topic Topic

[Phillip V]

Good. We need more children.

[derspiess]

So I can't eat anything today because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  So naturally this was the night Tommy demanded we get pizza.  The smell is killing me.

[Admiral Yi]

So I can't eat anything today because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  So naturally this was the night Tommy demanded we get pizza.  The smell is killing me.

My sawbones told me men don't need to start getting the anal probe until age 50.

[Ed Anger]

I'd be the worst husband.

Preggo chicks totally creep me out sexually so that's 9 months of abstinence right there, and after witnessing Junior's official league-endorsed helmet popping through it like Earl Fucking Campbell, I don't think I could approach that roast beef platter for a year.

Better off sticking with spayed cats.

I love preggo chicks.

[Phillip V]

So I can't eat anything today because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  So naturally this was the night Tommy demanded we get pizza.  The smell is killing me.

My sawbones told me men don't need to start getting the anal probe until age 50.

It's a good moneymaker.

[derspiess]

So I can't eat anything today because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  So naturally this was the night Tommy demanded we get pizza.  The smell is killing me.

My sawbones told me men don't need to start getting the anal probe until age 50.

I believe that's true-- unless you have Crohn's.  I get one every couple of years.

[mongers]

He's born!

Congratulations


But you can stop now, you don't need to prove to us you're not gay.   


ps - you should start your own attention whore thread, others have and it certainly doesn't just deserve an OTT post.

[The Brain]

[DGuller]

So I can't eat anything today because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  So naturally this was the night Tommy demanded we get pizza.  The smell is killing me.

My sawbones told me men don't need to start getting the anal probe until age 50.

Sometimes you have to think about what you want, not just what you need.

[derspiess]

The stuff you have to drink to prep for the exam tastes just lovely.  But hey, I get to have chicken broth for dinner and green jello for dessert. 

[Ed Anger]

Mmmmmm, jug of laxative.

[derspiess]

Mmmmmm, jug of laxative.

Had to chase it with 12 oz. of Mountain Dew.

[Ed Anger]

I had to do that test when I was 14. Back then, a hospital stay was required.

So there I was, young and repeatedly getting up to shit while a guy was dying in the othe half of the room.

FUN TIMES.

[derspiess]

I had to do that test when I was 14. Back then, a hospital stay was required.

So there I was, young and repeatedly getting up to shit while a guy was dying in the othe half of the room.

FUN TIMES.

I got my first one when I was hospitalized for an extreme Crohn's flare-up (the one that finally got me diagnosed with it).  The dude I was sharing a room with broke his leg and had to have some sort of surgery.  His nurses kept bugging him to pee but he just didn't have to go.  When they threatened to break out the catheter he asked me to pee in a jug for him to avoid the unthinkable.  I didn't want to hear anyone go through that, so I obliged. 

[katmai]

I had to do that test when I was 14. Back then, a hospital stay was required.

So there I was, young and repeatedly getting up to shit while a guy was dying in the othe half of the room.

FUN TIMES.

FFS you and meri aren't allowed to procreate. The kids wouldn't make it to birth.