The Off Topic Topic

[HVC]

I have a reoccurring dream that I failed grade 12 English and have to back and finish it. Appropriate, I know

[Josephus]

Saw a picture of Joan Rivers the other day. She reminded me of something, I couldn't quite put my finger on it until now. She reminded me of the wraiths from Stargate Atlantis.

[Admiral Yi]

How about the old ladies with the stretch jobs in Brazil?

[HVC]

Saw a picture of Joan Rivers the other day. She reminded me of something, I couldn't quite put my finger on it until now. She reminded me of the wraiths from Stargate Atlantis.

she might look like a mess, but damn she's a funny lady.

[Ed Anger]

I've  had dreams that I'm back in High School. I lived through that bullshit once, I don't need a replay on Ed Classic TV 20 years later.

[CountDeMoney]

Saw a picture of Joan Rivers the other day. She reminded me of something, I couldn't quite put my finger on it until now. She reminded me of the wraiths from Stargate Atlantis.

she might look like a mess, but damn she's a funny lady.

She was on the carpet the other night for an event, and was asked who was the most inspirational woman she had ever met:  said it was Indira Gandhi, but didn't understand a thing she said because it was all in fucking Hindi.

[Josquius]

Speaking of centipedes, I saw a house centipede last night for the first time in years.  Fucking hell.

Intellectually, I know they're no real problem--they hunt spiders, they avoid people and try their best to stay on the edges of rooms--but emotionally I can't handle them.  They're extremely fast and "edges of rooms" technically includes ceilings.  And sometimes they lose their grip.

Also, where there's one, there's hundreds.  Remind me to call my building's exterminator/trix.

Are they like the Japanese ones where if you kill one it releases chemicals that attracts others?

[fhdz]

Hey Seedy!  The Dow is up TWO HUNDRED points today!  What in the world should we do??!?

I knew I felt my standard of living increase this morning. 

I felt something increase this morning, but it wasn't my standard of living.

[Phillip V]

Doctors are supposed to talk like this now: will it work?



http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323528404578452862092810552.html

[Razgovory]

I just tell the doc what she wants to hear. "No doc, I'm not having those homicidal impulses anymore". or "No,  I don't spend all my time on the internet, I'm living a full and uh... fulfilling lie.  I mean life.     Don't put me back in the hospital. ".

[jimmy olsen]

Raz

[Liep]

After 838 days two Danish hostages are released from pirate captivity. That's a fucking long time.

[katmai]

What is our socialist soul brother saying about syria?

[CountDeMoney]

What is our socialist soul brother saying about syria?

The situation is under review.

[CountDeMoney]

And the fat white guy that gave him shit in the rose garden last year was asking him about all the people being "blocked" for telling their story to Congress about Benghazi.