The Off Topic Topic

[PDH]

I was thinking maybe a crossbow.  Might be a bit easier...

[sbr]

I just walked past a contractor here who appears to be getting ready to do some asbestos abatement tonight.  The name on his shirt is Minority Abatement Contractors.

The GOP should have hired them before the election.

[Sheilbh]

I am reading that using the whole illegal phone tapping scandal, the UK will have a media authority.

Great. 

You're reading wrong.

[PDH]

I am reading that using the whole illegal phone tapping scandal, the UK will have a media authority.

Great. 

You're reading wrong.

Cut him some slack, his gypsy kind doesn't read well.

[Ed Anger]

He thought it was a beet growing spell.

[Ed Anger]

I should have an ancestral portrait made. Except I'll have the artist paint me in Greek armor. Spartan armor.

[CountDeMoney]

I should have an ancestral portrait made. Except I'll have the artist paint me in Greek armor. Spartan armor.

Have him the artist take liberal license, and paint your wife as a Nubian warrior goddess in chain mail and a perfect spherical afro.  On black velvet.

[Ed Anger]

 

[katmai]

I should have an ancestral portrait made. Except I'll have the artist paint me in Greek armor. Spartan armor.

Have him the artist take liberal license, and paint your wife as a Nubian warrior goddess in chain mail and a perfect spherical afro.  On black velvet.

That would be Awesome!

[The Brain]

For EUR 159.- you can now rent a supervised hour in a professional level Airbus A320 simulator cockpit here in Vienna (60 minutes flight, plus briefing/debriefing, and you get to pick out of 24,000 airports around the world) . . . 

I've flown several such simulators. It's pretty damn fun.

[Ed Anger]

I should have an ancestral portrait made. Except I'll have the artist paint me in Greek armor. Spartan armor.

Have him the artist take liberal license, and paint your wife as a Nubian warrior goddess in chain mail and a perfect spherical afro.  On black velvet.

That would be Awesome!

One of seedy's bestest ideas yet. The kids will be next to my chair, acting as my praetorians.

Too bad it's this close to Christmas, it would have made for a neat Christmas card.

Aunt: what the fuck is my nephew on?

[Lettow77]

 I imagine languish is fairly well cloistered off from the world of tea-based blogging.

Just as well, but you are missing this kind of gem:

In Yuzu Dream™, the creamy mouthfeel and semi-sweetness of the artisanal green tea harmonizes beautifully with the citrusy tang, orange blossom fragrance, and rose notes of the yuzu. Yuzu fruit is grown on small, independent orchards in Kumamoto, where the ripened yuzu are hand picked and the peel is specially sun dried into nuggets bursting with flavor.

goodness gracious, but that's delightful
5 あらあら out of 5
would creamy mouthfeel again

[Capetan Mihali]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbuNmsr0s_4

The revealing moment is when the one guy is ultimately too afraid to do the counter guy in the face with a chair.

[The Brain]

Creamy mouthfeel is nice.

[Razgovory]

I should have an ancestral portrait made. Except I'll have the artist paint me in Greek armor. Spartan armor.

I'd go with Roman.  The Spartans wore a goofy ensemble.  Their native armor was often cuirass and then no pants.  They just had their ass and nuts hanging out.  At least the Romans wore that little skirt thing for decency sake.  They also wore a helmet that looked like an upside down urn on their head.  I think some of them did adopt the Corinthian style helmet eventually, but they were known for the "vase on the head" look.