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11B4V

#21060
November 10, 2012, 05:03:39 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#21061
November 10, 2012, 05:42:32 PM
This is what happens when you put twin turbos on a stroked big block Mopar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHO_TQ0jNFs&feature=plcp

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

PDH

#21062
November 10, 2012, 08:02:18 PM
Q - Hey Beevor, you finished that OOB for the 4th Panzer Army yet?

A - Hell no, I am trying to get this big block to run right.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

11B4V

#21063
November 10, 2012, 08:07:43 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 10, 2012, 08:02:18 PM
Q - Hey Beevor, you finished that OOB for the 4th Panzer Army yet?

A - Hell no, I am trying to get this big block to run right.

One must be versatile.  ;)
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#21064
November 10, 2012, 08:29:31 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

mongers

#21065
November 10, 2012, 09:28:40 PM


Darcey Bussell  :wub:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

katmai

#21066
November 10, 2012, 09:37:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 10, 2012, 09:18:22 AM
Quote from: katmai on November 10, 2012, 01:59:25 AM
Why the fuck are you looking at Canadian Rail!?!?!

Don't you remember when Zoups and GF were trying to trick me with that as well?

No sir i do not!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Barrister

#21067
November 11, 2012, 01:51:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2012, 08:31:22 PM
Beeb will be pleased to know that I may convert to MAC.

The makeup or the computer? :hmm:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

HVC

#21068
November 11, 2012, 02:54:19 AM
Quote from: Barrister on November 11, 2012, 01:51:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2012, 08:31:22 PM
Beeb will be pleased to know that I may convert to MAC.

The makeup or the computer? :hmm:
would Ed in drag please you? :unsure:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Barrister

#21069
November 11, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Depends how convincing he would be... :hmm:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Syt

#21070
November 11, 2012, 05:00:34 AM
Job ad for a 25-30h job:

- Office Management (planning and coordinating of agendas, correspondence with clients, partners and group members in German and English, document management)
- Organization of meetings, events and business trips
- Preparation of presentations
- admisnitrative support of the teams
- responsibility for incoming and outgoing invoices

Desired qualifications: MBA with at least five years job experience.

Salary: 1500-2000EUR/month

:lmfao:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#21071
November 11, 2012, 05:29:35 AM
I don't have an MBA. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#21072
November 11, 2012, 09:27:58 AM
Man, this place needs some new thread topic, excluding of course a Timmay spamfest.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Octavian

#21073
November 11, 2012, 09:50:44 AM
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

garbon

#21074
November 11, 2012, 10:14:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 10, 2012, 12:45:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 09, 2012, 11:49:07 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 09, 2012, 09:25:51 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on November 08, 2012, 07:53:33 PM
Marine arrested after attacking a paralyzed Army veteran he thought was using uniform and wheelchair as a Halloween costume.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/03/marine-in-tutu-allegedly-knocks-wheelchair-bound-veteran-unconscious/
Marines...

I'm confused as to why he thought he should attack someone he thought was pretending to be a vet, while he was wearing a tutu.

Foreplay.

Get your gutter out of here. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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