The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Shatner is looking for Dyson spheres in his urine.

guess the Trekkers were right, Kirk is twice the man Picard is. Literally.

He boldly went...to the buffet table.

[CountDeMoney]

I think I'll put the Christmas tree up tomorrow. Might as well get that out of my way.

Time to use Santa blackmail on the kids.

Tree: Erected. Lights...detangled and on tree.

I'm done for the year.

Up before Halloween?  Down after St. Patrick's Day?

[Ed Anger]

I think I'll put the Christmas tree up tomorrow. Might as well get that out of my way.

Time to use Santa blackmail on the kids.

Tree: Erected. Lights...detangled and on tree.

I'm done for the year.

Up before Halloween?  Down after St. Patrick's Day?

Down in January. Late January when I feel like getting off my lazy ass.

[Ed Anger]

I can't believe I'm watching WWE. 

I sad.

[garbon]

I can't believe I'm watching WWE. 

I sad.

You are sad.

[mongers]

Why did I buy 1.25 kg of yeast ? 

[Ed Anger]

Sounds like the time I bought those Grapples. After eating one, I had so much buyers remorse.

[CountDeMoney]

I bought a coconut once.  Sat on my kitchen counter for about 4 years.

[mongers]

I bought a coconut once.  Sat on my kitchen counter for about 4 years.

When I was a small child, coconuts were something special. 

[sbr]

Back when we were in elementary school (between 5-10 yeas old) my best friend's parents brought a coconut back from Hawaii.  The two of us beat on that thing like a couple of retarded monkeys for a couple of days before we finally got it open.

[Ed Anger]

And then you feasted on its brains.

[CountDeMoney]

Back when we were in elementary school (between 5-10 yeas old) my best friend's parents brought a coconut back from Hawaii.  The two of us beat on that thing like a couple of retarded monkeys for a couple of days before we finally got it open.

Mine was covered with scars from knives, screwdrivers, pliers, a dremel tool and a Black & Decker power drill trying to open that fucker.
I tossed it before I was going to shoot it.

[sbr]

 

[mongers]

Back when we were in elementary school (between 5-10 yeas old) my best friend's parents brought a coconut back from Hawaii.  The two of us beat on that thing like a couple of retarded monkeys for a couple of days before we finally got it open.

Mine was covered with scars from knives, screwdrivers, pliers, a dremel tool and a Black & Decker power drill trying to open that fucker.
I tossed it before I was going to shoot it.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Well that was a long day.  Probably be doing the same thing tomorrow and Wednesday too.     I can't even slack off and post/surf the internet during these long ass days either.  SUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSSS