The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

All I'm saying is, don't start blowing those new paychecks.  Save some.

That's the only thing that saved my ass.  I'm still flying on the same monthly expenses I had 3 years ago, which is why I don't need to work again until next summer.

Save those ducats.

[Ed Anger]

All I'm saying is, don't start blowing those new paychecks.  Save some.

That's the only thing that saved my ass.  I'm still flying on the same monthly expenses I had 3 years ago, which is why I don't need to work again until next summer.

Save those ducats.

[Ed Anger]

GOD DAMN CANADA



http://www.shortlist.com/instant-improver/food/chocolate-eclair-hotdog

America is falling behind. 

[Malthus]

GOD DAMN CANADA



http://www.shortlist.com/instant-improver/food/chocolate-eclair-hotdog

America is falling behind. 

That is truly revolting. 

[Ed Anger]

The skunks haven't reappeared. I guess I won't need those night vision goggles for a night sweep after all.

[Admiral Yi]

These Hungarian jokes are a magyar disappointment.

[Admiral Yi]

Thanks guys. BB, i shall pay a round Although i don't make the scratch for Yi's hooker and blow suggestion. Well, maybe one hooker

I call first at bat.

[CountDeMoney]

The skunks haven't reappeared. I guess I won't need those night vision goggles for a night sweep after all.

They're biding their time.

[Ed Anger]

The skunks haven't reappeared. I guess I won't need those night vision goggles for a night sweep after all.

They're biding their time.

I'll stock up on ammo.

[MadImmortalMan]

Tomorrow is International Bacon Day.

[Josquius]

I was speaking with a (queer) friend yesterday and we got onto really analysing what I look for in a girl.
Here are some snippets:

5"9-6": +15 points
5"6-5"9: +8 points
6"-6"3: +5 points
6"3-6"6: -15 points
<5": -25 points
6"6+: -30 points

Big boobs: +20 points
Moderate boobs: +10 points
Some sort of boobs: +5 points
No boobs: -10 points
Freakishly big boobs: -20 points

Plumpish, nice arse: +12 points
Cute, small butt: +8 points
No arse: -10 points
Fat arse: -20 points

Nice legs: +10 points
No legs: -50 points

Native speaker of a language I want to learn and basic English: +20 points
Native speaker of a language I want to learn and no English: +15 points
Native speaker of a language I want to learn and good English: +8 points
Native speaker of a language I want to learn and fluent English: +5 point

Native speaker of a language I don't care about and good English: +12 points
Native speaker of a language I don't care about and fluent English: +8 points
Native speaker of a language I don't care about and poor English: +4 points
Native speaker of a language I don't care about and no English: -20 points

Those rare nice sorts of Irish and Scottish and other nice English accents: +1 point
Most Anglos: -5 points
Most Americans: -10 points

Somewhat slim: +6 points
Average fatness: +5 points
Super slim: +1 point
Chubby: -2 points
Fat: -25 points
Borderline Anorexic: -30 points
Obese: -50 points
Skeletor: -50 points

Likes video games: +15 points
Has an appreciation for video games: +10 points
Doesn't care about video games: +2 points
Doesn't like video games: -2 points
Total game nerd: -10 points
Can't stand video games at all: -30 points

Likes football: +10 points
Has an appreciation for football: +8 points
Total football nerd: +4 points
Doesn't care about football: -1 point
Doesn't like football: -3 points
Can't stand football at all: -20 points


Tongue in cheek of course.

[CountDeMoney]

Nice legs: +10 points
No legs: -50 points

[HVC]

You're going to die alone

[Jacob]

You're going to die alone

He never said what point total he's looking for, so he may be alright.

[sbr]