The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

So I'm driving up 795 with my sister's dog, and wind up getting eclipsed by five dazzling urbanites on crotch rockets;  luckily, they get jammed up by traffic so they wind up rolling back from 110mph to 60mph.

Catch up with them through a couple red lights at the end when one of them decides to jack rabbit the green light, hauls ass about 50 yards, and winds up hitting the curb of the turn into a single lane street.

Dazzling Urbanite proceeds to propel himself over his handlebars like a pommel horse, scoring a 9.3 from the East German judge., faceplants himself, visor spinning off into orbit.  Bike somersaults about 4 times before skidding across the street into a driveway, sparking all the way.

My man got the fuck up quick, fucked up helmet and all.  Had quite the limp, though. 

I LULZ'd.  So did the dog.

[FunkMonk]

I LULZ'd.  So did the dog.

http://youtu.be/jjy_7haflaM

[CountDeMoney]

I LULZ'd.  So did the dog.

http://youtu.be/jjy_7haflaM

4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad.  Motorcyclists can suck it.

[Ed Anger]

I like it when they pass me on the interstate and they pop wheelies.

[Ed Anger]

I also hope you all have been enjoying my ethnic humor the last few days.

[CountDeMoney]

I also hope you all have been enjoying my ethnic humor the last few days.

Yes, you've almost settled into being French quite nicely.  Not enough Jew shots, but then again we've got Mittens in Israel now, so I'll wait for the papers tomorrow.

[Ed Anger]

Seedy, I have counterattacked your avatar.

[CountDeMoney]

Seedy, I have counterattacked your avatar.

So I noticed.

[Ed Anger]

 

Poor Cal and the bits falling off his guns.

[Caliga]

 

[Ed Anger]

We don't forget.

[CountDeMoney]

Guurhw. Guurhw. Guurhw.

[Caliga]

Oh, I just noticed.

[Admiral Yi]

So I noticed.

Too busy, not witty.  Advantage: Boner.

[Ed Anger]

Bam! That's the ticket.