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sbr

#18255
July 27, 2012, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 27, 2012, 11:55:28 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 27, 2012, 11:53:10 AM
Get the shorts that went with that jersey too.

Hod, no. Saw a chick in 80s style boxer shorts on the tram yesterday - thank god, those went out of fashion.

Get a pair of John Stockton replica nuthuggers.

Valmy

#18256
July 27, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
Ok my wife is giving birth today while I hang at the Hospital so I expect you guys to entertain me.  Get to it.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

PDH

#18257
July 27, 2012, 12:47:38 PM
So it IS all part of your plan to not watch the game with me this year.  Bastard.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Syt

#18258
July 27, 2012, 12:47:47 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
Ok my wife is giving birth today while I hang at the Hospital so I expect you guys to entertain me.  Get to it.

:cheers:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

#18259
July 27, 2012, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 27, 2012, 12:47:38 PM
So it IS all part of your plan to not watch the game with me this year.  Bastard.

Actually I just bought the tickets last weekend :)
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

katmai

#18260
July 27, 2012, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
Ok my wife is giving birth today while I hang at the Hospital so I expect you guys to entertain me.  Get to it.

I am not some puppet to dance at your wanton whim!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

derspiess

#18261
July 27, 2012, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
Ok my wife is giving birth today while I hang at the Hospital so I expect you guys to entertain me.  Get to it.

Good luck.  Do you get to be in the room with her?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#18262
July 27, 2012, 02:06:47 PM
Yep it is going to be C-section so I get to get surgeon suited up and everything.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

sbr

#18263
July 27, 2012, 02:14:45 PM
I was in the room when both of my daughters were born.  Though I was up by my ex's head and had no desire to see what was going on down south.

The oldest ended up being a C-section after a good number of hours of labor.  Can't remember why they ended up going C-section in the middle, it scared me a bit though.  Again I was up by mom's head, sitting down with a vertical sheet blocking the view of the surgery (thank god).  At one point the doctor says "Hey Dad look".  Assuming everything is done I stand up and see the doctor with his hands around this things' head, pulling it out of my wife's belly.  It made the birth scene in Alien look like something from a Disney flick.  I sat/fell down quickly and let the doc know that I really didn't want to see that.]

They didn't do a c-section on the second one, just a few quick hours of labor after being induced.  This time, after the head and shoulders were out the doc grabs the baby's right arm and starts waving it "Hi Dad" as he finished pulling the baby out.

Two different doctors, I don't know what hell is wrong with those people.

sbr

#18264
July 27, 2012, 02:15:21 PM
And Congrats Valmy :cheers:

Is this your first?

Valmy

#18265
July 27, 2012, 02:25:47 PM
Nah this is #2 both boys.  Yeah they did that same crap to me during the last C-section.  Um yeah I don't need to see my wife cut up like that thanks.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

DGuller

#18266
July 27, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 27, 2012, 02:15:21 PM
And Congrats Valmy :cheers:

Is this your first?
He hopes not. :unsure:

Malthus

#18267
July 27, 2012, 02:30:11 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 27, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 27, 2012, 02:15:21 PM
And Congrats Valmy :cheers:

Is this your first?
He hopes not. :unsure:

:D

One out of two ain't bad.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Admiral Yi

#18268
July 27, 2012, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 27, 2012, 11:55:28 AM
Hod, no. Saw a chick in 80s style boxer shorts on the tram yesterday - thank god, those went out of fashion.

What do you mean by 80s style boxer shorts?

Syt

#18269
July 27, 2012, 02:33:31 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 27, 2012, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 27, 2012, 11:55:28 AM
Hod, no. Saw a chick in 80s style boxer shorts on the tram yesterday - thank god, those went out of fashion.

What do you mean by 80s style boxer shorts?



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I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.
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