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CountDeMoney

#18120
July 21, 2012, 09:43:55 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 08:22:45 AM
Birthdays suck.

That is all.

My nieces called and sang "Happy Birthday" to me.  So that's a bonus.

katmai

#18121
July 21, 2012, 09:50:06 AM
Cheer up. You share the same birthday as Selena Gomez. Granted you are more than double her age.....

:hug:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#18122
July 21, 2012, 09:53:56 AM
I gotta hurry up and finish my magnum opus,  so I can get published and bang somebody younger and famous.

sbr

#18123
July 21, 2012, 11:33:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 09:43:55 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 08:22:45 AM
Birthdays suck.

That is all.

My nieces called and sang "Happy Birthday" to me.  So that's a bonus.

:cheers:

jimmy olsen

#18124
July 21, 2012, 11:50:27 AM
Happy birthday!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

garbon

#18125
July 21, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 19, 2012, 09:08:05 AM
The Bear is beautiful, you monster.

"Things you'll never hear garbon say."

I don't have a problem with bears.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

#18126
July 21, 2012, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 08:22:45 AM
Birthdays suck.

That is all.
There's a slice of cake in your user profile.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

#18127
July 21, 2012, 10:34:16 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

FunkMonk

#18128
July 22, 2012, 12:43:31 AM
Some British game show called Knightmare: http://youtu.be/4bwK5H8Ui-E

What shit is this? WTF Englanders???
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

11B4V

#18129
July 22, 2012, 06:37:45 PM
I need to go to Home Depot 2morrow, but dont know what to get.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Jaron

#18130
July 22, 2012, 06:38:29 PM
Happy birthday, CdM!!!!
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Ed Anger

#18131
July 22, 2012, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 08:22:45 AM
Birthdays suck.

That is all.

I missed this.

Happy Berfday brotha.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

11B4V

#18132
July 22, 2012, 07:03:30 PM
Same man..sorry.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

#18133
July 22, 2012, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 21, 2012, 08:22:45 AM
Birthdays suck.

That is all.

They sure do.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#18134
July 22, 2012, 10:27:25 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point
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