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CountDeMoney

#18090
July 19, 2012, 06:37:30 PM
My man Ed gets yet another "Best Use of a Wargame Counter In An Avatar" award again.  Fucker.

Ed Anger

#18091
July 19, 2012, 06:43:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 19, 2012, 06:37:30 PM
My man Ed gets yet another "Best Use of a Wargame Counter In An Avatar" award again.  Fucker.

:blush:

I saw that on the Lock n' Load Facebook page and it just struck me. Dead cows in Normandy and Chick-Fil-A. *boom* New avatar.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jaron

#18092
July 19, 2012, 07:24:23 PM
I'm going to see Batman tonight! Yay! :french:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Razgovory

#18093
July 19, 2012, 08:00:44 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 19, 2012, 06:37:30 PM
My man Ed gets yet another "Best Use of a Wargame Counter In An Avatar" award again.  Fucker.

That is a good one.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#18094
July 20, 2012, 11:53:18 AM
QuoteRomney Claims Dog Ate Tax Returns, Ran Bain Capital for Three Years

In a new effort to settle nagging questions about his finances, Republican Presidential pick Mitt Romney today told reporters that his dog ate his tax returns and also served as C.E.O. of Bain Capital from 1999 to 2002.

Mr. Romney's narrative about the Irish setter Seamus Romney, shared with reporters during a campaign stop in New Hampshire, was perhaps the most emotional invocation of a pet by a politician since Richard M. Nixon's famed Checkers speech of 1952.

"Seamus was more than a dog," Mr. Romney said, his voice beginning to quaver. "As C.E.O. of Bain, he was a job creator."

But Mr. Romney's revelations about his dog's career in private equity may have raised more questions than it answered, as a spokesperson for People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) questioned the G.O.P. candidate's latest version of events.

"If we are to believe Mitt Romney, in 2002 while Seamus was supposedly running Bain Capital he would have been at least 140 years old [in dog years]," said PETA's Carol Foyler. "This shaggy-dog story represents Mitt Romney's latest act of animal cruelty."

Minutes after PETA's response, Mr. Romney released an amended statement, saying that Seamus Romney had served as C.E.O. of Bain "posthumously."

It was a quieter day for Mr. Romney's wife Ann, who, after her "you people" gaffe on ABC's "Good Morning America" yesterday, was seen riding home on the roof of Mr. Romney's car.

Caliga

#18095
July 20, 2012, 11:54:26 AM
Quote from: Jaron on July 19, 2012, 07:24:23 PM
I'm going to see Batman tonight! Yay! :french:
Are you ok? :)
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Syt

#18096
July 20, 2012, 12:00:45 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 20, 2012, 11:54:26 AM
Quote from: Jaron on July 19, 2012, 07:24:23 PM
I'm going to see Batman tonight! Yay! :french:
Are you ok? :)

I don't think he's allowed to surf Languish while he's in police custody.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Caliga

#18097
July 20, 2012, 12:06:42 PM
It's Jaron's fault!?
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garbon

#18098
July 20, 2012, 12:13:55 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#18099
July 20, 2012, 12:15:07 PM
 :lol:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

#18100
July 20, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
When I read that the shooter studied neuroscience, I immediately thought of Jaron. :yes:

Eddie Teach

#18101
July 20, 2012, 12:17:25 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
When I read that the shooter studied neuroscience, I immediately thought of Jaron. :yes:

You think he might have been experimenting with Jaron's brain?  :ph34r:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#18102
July 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2012, 12:16:05 PM
When I read that the shooter studied neuroscience, I immediately thought of Jaron. :yes:

I don't think she said she wanted to shoot the n** :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#18103
July 20, 2012, 12:28:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 20, 2012, 12:17:25 PM
You think he might have been experimenting with Jaron's brain?  :ph34r:
this is your brain
this is your brain on JiB
any questions?
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MadImmortalMan

#18104
July 20, 2012, 01:08:23 PM
For the discerning woman carefully monitoring her declining fertility: http://www.thewonderclock.com/

There's an app for that.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers
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