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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Josquius

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Damn thats a bad ( as in I'd hate to get it) question.
Good on the teacher for A+ though.
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Malthus

Quote from: Barrister on May 26, 2009, 11:14:54 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 26, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
Quote from: Barrister on May 25, 2009, 05:38:04 PM

The appeal at least that I found was male cameraderie.  There really aren't any women in the place except for ones who are 'working'.  Its a chance for men to be men, drink, and perhaps be a bit obnoxious.

Sounds like a place to conduct a "bromance".  :D

:bash:

You'll never have a 'bromance' with that atti-dude.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

pimpicus

Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right? Hope you did it to eliminate the species! :D

jimmy olsen

Quote from: pimpicus on May 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right?

Why?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

FunkMonk

Haven't seen this in a long, long time. Still the best cartoon ever. Fuck Japan.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/430148/whats_opera_doc/
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Korea

Quote from: pimpicus on May 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right? Hope you did it to eliminate the species! :D

:w00t: :hug:

I miss you!  And also I let it go. He was sooo big though. It was like a foot long. I'll show you the pics whenever my sister uploads them.
I want my mother fucking points!

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Korea on May 27, 2009, 12:08:07 AM
Quote from: pimpicus on May 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right? Hope you did it to eliminate the species! :D

:w00t: :hug:

I miss you!  And also I let it go. He was sooo big though. It was like a foot long. I'll show you the pics whenever my sister uploads them.
Hello innuendo. :yeahright:

Oh, and who the hell is pimpicus?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Korea

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 27, 2009, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 27, 2009, 12:08:07 AM
Quote from: pimpicus on May 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right? Hope you did it to eliminate the species! :D

:w00t: :hug:

I miss you!  And also I let it go. He was sooo big though. It was like a foot long. I'll show you the pics whenever my sister uploads them.
Hello innuendo. :yeahright:

Oh, and who the hell is pimpicus?
:lol: Man, I didn't even realize that. I'm tired. Sorry.  :blush:

And Pimpicus is my friend IRL. His name is Tony and he's smart and a smart ass so I thought he'd fit in and I invited him. He also has two cats.
I want my mother fucking points!

pimpicus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 26, 2009, 02:26:10 PM
Quote from: pimpicus on May 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right?

Why?
Because "all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that swarm in the waters, and of all the living creatures that are in the waters, they are a detestable thing unto you." Leviticus 11:10

So enjoy hell, all you shrimp-loving bastards. :D

Josquius

Quote from: FunkMonk on May 26, 2009, 10:52:39 PM
Haven't seen this in a long, long time. Still the best cartoon ever. Fuck Japan.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/430148/whats_opera_doc/

I remember back in the day when they used to fill gaps in the TV schedule with warner brothers....Now they're never seen on TV :(
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Savonarola

Quote from: FunkMonk on May 26, 2009, 10:52:39 PM
Haven't seen this in a long, long time. Still the best cartoon ever. Fuck Japan.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/430148/whats_opera_doc/

Bugs Bunny shares your sentiment concerning the Japanese in this not even remotely safe for work classic from 1944:

http://www.spike.com/video/bugs-bunny-nips-nips/2722449
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Syt

Quote from: Savonarola on May 27, 2009, 12:51:32 PM
not even remotely safe for work

:huh: Your work sucks.

How come we don't have cartoons like that for the WAR ON TERROR or other notable wars on nouns?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 27, 2009, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: Korea on May 27, 2009, 12:08:07 AM
Quote from: pimpicus on May 26, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
I went fishing today and caught two GIANT catfishes. And a tiny little other fish.  I've never really gone fishing before. I = skilled because no one else caught anything.

You know that catfish are an abomination in the eyes of God, right? Hope you did it to eliminate the species! :D

:w00t: :hug:

I miss you!  And also I let it go. He was sooo big though. It was like a foot long. I'll show you the pics whenever my sister uploads them.
Hello innuendo. :yeahright:

Oh, and who the hell is pimpicus?

Yet another kooky Jew.  I mean we are way over our kooky Jew limit.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Weatherman

Chick-Fil-A's coming to Chicago!  :D